#8
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893
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Apsalar
15 hours ago
New.Jeans and fhantombets as the top holders for NO... good luck, babe!
Apsalar
16 hours ago
liberal Tim Pool be like: there is a high probability that every one of these brackets resolves to NO
Apsalar
1 day ago
who put up a 100k share limit order. chill
Apsalar
1 day ago
"what counts as a backflip" - the greatest evidence rationale thread in the history of uma, locked by Mide after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Apsalar
1 day ago
ohhhhhh
XiJinPing
1 day ago
he only needs to be 25% as good
Apsalar
1 day ago
i know next to nothing about ishowspeed, but what are the odds that a popular youtuber happens to be one of the greatest backflippers of all time.
Apsalar
1 day ago
can't believe my strategy of copy trading people who seem like insiders failed me
Apsalar
2 days ago
Walz can still win if Didier Truchot has the courage.
Apsalar
3 days ago
The Lebanese people are singing in the streets now that it has been confirmed that they weren't invaded last month.
Apsalar
3 days ago
smart man
ArtVandalay
4 days ago
Ipsos have released a post debate poll for every single debate going back to the year 2000. Just want to lay that out.
Apsalar
5 days ago
if you think it's possible for him to tie in the poll, then you have to think it's possible for him to win the poll, or you just don't know how polling/probability works.
BenCM
5 days ago
Walz will not win but he might draw in which case it's 50/50. That's the value proposition for buying Walz right now. And it's not silly at 30 cents, it probably is at 40 cents.
Apsalar
1 week ago
as a great man once, I'm just here clicking buttons and having fun!
BoeJiden420
1 week ago
Im always so intrigued with your profile. So much money bet. So diverse. Its hard to believe that you are so active. Moving small and large amounts of money. I mean at first i thought you didnt feel after you put 20k on a lions game or something. Make sure you write a book or something. Id read it.
Apsalar
1 week ago
Buying Walz solely because many of the people buying Vance seem to be doing so for very dumb reasons
Apsalar
1 week ago
I do not think that CNN is the most liberal news network in the world
n/a
1 week ago
CNN, the most liberal news network in the world is bashing Walz and siding with Vance.
Apsalar
1 week ago
who among us isn't friends with a school shooter
Apsalar
1 week ago
so true! because even if he doesn't say teacher, uma can decide that he *meant* to say teacher!
flamingfish
1 week ago
Teacher is free.... BINK
Apsalar
1 week ago
dispute it cowards
Apsalar
1 week ago
is this fucker purposefully avoiding the word "border"
Apsalar
1 week ago
Abdul gonna outmention border
Apsalar
1 week ago
rsbn is always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
Apsalar
1 week ago
polymarket is trying to save you money
0x2A4cd726120A0d210ebE980328268163A6CB54E7-1720978918858
1 week ago
Why didn't my new shares show up in my position after I bought more no?
Apsalar
1 week ago
axios is also always right. hence the paradox.
n/a
1 week ago
yatsen is always right
Apsalar
1 week ago
imagine betting against YatSen. shouldn't be me
Apsalar
1 week ago
you have turned this into something of a paradox
YatSen
1 week ago
free money, but not much liquidity.
Apsalar
1 week ago
imagine betting against Axios. couldn't be me
Apsalar
1 week ago
holy shit it's the time traveler himself! it's so over for YES bros
Axios
1 week ago
Hey guys, check this out. "On chain" transactions from 100 DAYS AGO. Why didn't this resolve earlier? Because it wasn't live for trading or swapping. Or unlocked. https://etherscan.io/txs?a=0xec53bf9167f50cdeb3ae105f56099aaab9061f83&p=2000
Apsalar
1 week ago
i believe "on-chain stuff" occuring happened in a previous market and in that case it was ignored which would seem to set precedent for NO. does anyone know which market i'm thinking about (maybe i'm misremembering)
Apsalar
1 week ago
Whew
Apsalar
1 week ago
feels nice to be on same side as the person who knows better than vegas!
trumplover
1 week ago
the Bils are such easy money on this I almost feel bad taking it
Apsalar
1 week ago
even if "they" do call it an invasion, it not meeting the rule's definition would in face be an issue
Justifax
1 week ago
Not to rain on anyone's party, but if they greenlit the invasion it could start tomorrow. They are all calling it invasion, so that part won't be an issue.
Apsalar
1 week ago
No
Tkromm
2 weeks ago
Can we say that this market is the equivalent of "What will be the chance of the leading candidate in Silver's model just before the election"?
Apsalar
1 week ago
then why the fuck aren't you selling your shares
FamilyCapital
1 week ago
I think there is a real chance that they gonna start it in the next 24 hours. There were too many incidents made by Israel, to not act after them. I'm NO holder with 80c per shares, even so, I believe the probability is like 30 to 70.
Apsalar
1 week ago
representatives only count if they are the one to release an “official announcement” by the campaign.
Apsalar
1 week ago
something someone other than Kamala says in an interview is not an official campaign announcement
Apsalar
1 week ago
something someone other than Kamala says in an interview is not an official campaign announcement
rozi
1 week ago
https://x.com/AugustinBrian3/status/1838759155685019649 The co-chair of her campaign publicly says that it's part of campaign's proposals to have the tax on unrealized capital gains. This is pretty official to me, and the rules allow for statements from her representatives.
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
they even kept their ambiguous rules!
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
aw shit here we go again
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
the nothing ever happens squad has a great record on this stuff
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
fuck it. copy trading JustKen
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
neither yatsen nor newjeans have positions in this market so not sure who you're talking about
Car
2 weeks ago
that means you are also fading 50pence. how can you fade the best trader on the world?!
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
fuck it. fading car
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
sounds like you have found a good arbitrage oppurtunity! You should buy this up and buy Georgia down until their prices meet!
TrumpFlipsNY2
2 weeks ago
if kamala wins Georgia shes wins the rest easily cause Georgia is the most right leaning swing state, so basically whatever the odds for Georgia is thats the odds she wins all the swing states.
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
one of the least popular senators in America!
icecoldeddie
2 weeks ago
This race could get very interesting these next few weeks. People in and around Omaha absolutely dispise Fischer.
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
or not
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
oh we be feasting on reese's pieces tonight!
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
oh we be feasting on reese's pieces tonight!
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
damn i guess i was thinking too small lol
rozi
2 weeks ago
He said it 60x on Aug 22 during a speech in Arizona on border security.
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
I would max "Other GOP" in that case
minji
2 weeks ago
If he says trans this time, max Haley R-Nom because not even secret service is stopping me
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
there's a part of me that truly believes that if we made a border 50+ bracket for a rally, Trump would still find a way to hit it
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
cope
Shinaj2024
2 weeks ago
Republicans will win all chambers of congress. Harris’s vibes campaign is coming to a halt.
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
first time?
Sit
2 weeks ago
why is the "Trans" market like that lmao?
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
happy now?
timanfayagambler
2 weeks ago
RRD is underpriced
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
fuck
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
did trans bros get too cocky?
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
death, taxes, and border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
couch!
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
you tell me
J.D.K
2 weeks ago
Why not bet on border 15+ its free money hehe
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
bet against whatever the rsbn bozos think he will say
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
how are ny dems this bad lol
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
ginger supremacy
semi
2 weeks ago
ah but at least you're a fellow panthers chad
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
well you win some and you lose some. and then lose some more. and then lose some more. and then lose some more. and then
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
kamalover
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
donate your brain for science
MeNoDatNutReelMuni
2 weeks ago
What about 98.4? Annualized that’s a pretty good return
Apsalar
2 weeks ago
i would love to get into the mind of the people buying thousands of shares at 99.3 cents
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
unfortunately i am no longer a NO holder but i'll take the W
AugustoPinochet73
3 weeks ago
Clarification is for NO, congrats Apsalar and NO holders
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
a couple days. once the process starts there is a 24 hour period where people vote followed by another 24 hour period where people reveal their votes
n/a
3 weeks ago
How long do disputes usually take to resolve?
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
yeah
AugustoPinochet73
3 weeks ago
Nice, you did that?
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
STOP THE STEAL
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
not on my watch!
AugustoPinochet73
3 weeks ago
LOL he is gonna steal it, gg
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
there is no need to cover whatever is not listed bc this market isn't negrisk
n/a
3 weeks ago
We need "Other"
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
this market isn't negrisk
n/a
3 weeks ago
We need "Other"
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
Martin Luther King Jr on steroids
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
oh yeah he's definitely fucking loomer
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
weak brackets imo. should have more nyc related ones
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
when you order Big Gretch on wish.com
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
"what is the biggest threat to me staying employed at ford?" "iran dropping a nuke on your factory"
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
when does the town hall start?
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
hollup that's not Big Gretch
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
do with this information as you will https://x.com/Nero/status/1835044440014037292
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
read the rules, people! read the rules!
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
ELON!
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
this interviewer fucking sucks
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
if you can't imagine it happening then why are you holding YES in everything else, and why not buy more NO?
Car
3 weeks ago
Bought NO incase this gets cancelled. Cant imagine he wants to talk to some retards about crypto after his 2nd assassination attempt
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
Juno Temple was snubbed!
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
bruh did not just compare his ghostwriter's book to the presidential medal of freedom
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
bro keeping mention count himself at kamala rallies 🤣
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
no
n/a
3 weeks ago
would this still count if they do one despite him not showing up, like ossoff next to an empty podium back in 2020?
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
i'm still mad about last week igami
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
my only worry is that escelate is only pretending to be dumb so he can get more cheap fraud shares before revealing when Trump actually said it.
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
don't let border border border distract you from the fact that that's an f-tier nickname
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
border bros are EATING
Apsalar
3 weeks ago
does he not know the word "moderator"?? what the fuck
Apsalar
0 months ago
you played me very well indeed
TheGuru
0 months ago
Well played sir
Apsalar
0 months ago
this one was more fun than the last one! see everyone next week!
Apsalar
0 months ago
my sources are telling me "too early to call". would have preferred a "too close to call", but i'll take it.
Apsalar
0 months ago
hqhhahhahhaa
Apsalar
0 months ago
i'm doing my part!
Apsalar
0 months ago
good advice
Wapoc
0 months ago
If top holders of Kamala were smart they would sell of their position now, switch to Trump, then dump their Kamala Yes / Trump No on the main market
Apsalar
0 months ago
not fud. there's just way too much time left for market to be this confident.
ArtVandalay
0 months ago
FUD
Apsalar
0 months ago
kamala seems way overvalued now tbh. time to switch sides.
Apsalar
0 months ago
omg i held trump above kamala for a full minute i feel so powerful
Apsalar
0 months ago
bad guess
Rainiak
0 months ago
about 15-3 if I had to guess
Apsalar
0 months ago
free money is a banned term in this house
Gauth
0 months ago
Yes continue buying kamala, free money
Apsalar
0 months ago
this isn't a sprint. it's a marathon.
Apsalar
0 months ago
go for it lol
FishSlut
0 months ago
You could literally just arbitrage this with predictit and push kamala up risk free
Apsalar
0 months ago
ez money
Apsalar
0 months ago
if your nuke couldn't even bring her down a decimal point, you may be in trouble
ArtVandalay
0 months ago
Nuke
Apsalar
0 months ago
what are these brackets? dumfuq decap moment?
Apsalar
0 months ago
I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending
Apsalar
0 months ago
That in two hours Tim Walz is going to drop out and be replaced by Josh Shaprio, sealing Pennsylvania and thus the elction.
Caligulas.dog
0 months ago
What does @Wanyewest69 know that others don't? He's been constantly upping his position
Apsalar
0 months ago
I know. That's why I used it as an example of a good clarification, in contrast with the second clarification.
BlueSky123
0 months ago
They literally already clarified that illegals would not count before this clarification...
Apsalar
0 months ago
The new clarification is the worst kind of clarification because it's not a clarification at all. I have no clue what people think the slur was, but if there was a specific word in contention (such as illegals), then it would at least make sense to clarify whether the rules include that word. Instead they're just telling us how the market should resolve.
Apsalar
0 months ago
owned their asses
SWIFTTT
1 month ago
every swiftie knows that she will 100% endorse kamala lol, just like she endorsed Biden. this is free money from delusional republicans lol
Apsalar
1 month ago
he said aaron rodgers is super cool and handsome!
infinitiphantom
1 month ago
What he say
Apsalar
1 month ago
my heart's racing at a million miles an hour until i get rid of the majority of thse shares lol
BoeJiden420
1 month ago
YOOOO you again! You really do piss money XD does your heart even race im generally interested?
Apsalar
1 month ago
wtf i love joe rogan now
Apsalar
1 month ago
they were nice for buying
Foolish
1 month ago
These odds suck now that McCaffrey is out.
Apsalar
1 month ago
tell me about it!
Foolish
1 month ago
These odds suck now that McCaffrey is out.
Apsalar
1 month ago
indeed... a small price to pay!
nook
1 month ago
You're the reason Alireza lost, Asspiler
Apsalar
1 month ago
him being out three games would not be sufficient for a YES resolution
schottchris
1 month ago
he will be out 3 games at least i reckon. good enough for this to hit YES
Apsalar
1 month ago
fun game! or so i am told
Apsalar
1 month ago
not looking bad!
Apsalar
1 month ago
i don't make that money betting on sports i can tell you that much
BoeJiden420
1 month ago
You tell me you make 72k per month i quit my job and i work for you
Apsalar
1 month ago
not looking good!
Apsalar
1 month ago
not gonna happenigami
Apsalar
1 month ago
i think you should read the rules again
schottchris
1 month ago
he will be out 3 games at least i reckon. good enough for this to hit YES
Apsalar
1 month ago
is that what we're going to pretend is happening?
TimeTraveler
1 month ago
Someone is definitely not spoofing up the order books to offload their bags.
Apsalar
1 month ago
say it a third time. i dare you.
Apsalar
1 month ago
i've seen your elo rating! you'll embarrass me
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 month ago
Play me on lichess asspiler
Apsalar
1 month ago
a disappointing performance by the Great GM Hikaru
Apsalar
1 month ago
can't even complain. worth the price of admission.
50-Pence
1 month ago
Are you not entertained?
Apsalar
1 month ago
i have seen her once
Wapoc
1 month ago
0 i think
Apsalar
1 month ago
anyone know how many times taylor has been shown so far?
Apsalar
1 month ago
discord or twitter work for me
Foreseeable.
1 month ago
Any way to add you? not expaining statistics in the comments 🥲😁
Apsalar
1 month ago
what's the correct calculation in your opinion? (i don't think there's an objective answer)
Foreseeable.
1 month ago
Could you stop being a smartass and let the math nerds get their money? (Your calculation is false, btw 🧮)
Apsalar
1 month ago
where's the leak?
jumbojim
1 month ago
Leak says its Saturday... she just did an Interview with a comedian. This markets a joke...
Apsalar
1 month ago
you tell em!
TheGuru
1 month ago
It doesn't matter where Kamala is today, just on Friday
Apsalar
1 month ago
DonaldGloverwalkingintoaroomonfirewithpizza.gif
Apsalar
1 month ago
i love pre recorded markets
Apsalar
1 month ago
I almost feel bad for Sam Brown.
Apsalar
1 month ago
if only Jen could say the same 💔
figman
1 month ago
I REGRET NOTHING
Apsalar
1 month ago
no. fear is a maga tactic. i'm not trying to scare Trump holders into selling. I'm trying to inspire Kamala people to buy!
HaterzLoserz
1 month ago
trying to scare people away lol
Apsalar
1 month ago
i do not think buying Kamala shares for 47 cents is a cost. I think it's a bargain.
n/a
1 month ago
Manipulating the price for a minute is one thing. But manipulating it for 3 prespecified hours is an entirely different ball game. You have to keep on buying Kamala shares. That will cost miles above any profit anyone can make here.
Apsalar
1 month ago
I'm not saying that I'd be able to bring her shares up myself, but I'll certainly be lending a hand.
Apsalar
1 month ago
"it's not worth it for anyone to buy up Kamala Pres shares just to win this market" assumes that Kamala is being fairly valued right now. If you think Kamala is actually the favorite, buying her here and there just kills two birds with one stone.
Apsalar
1 month ago
"it's not worth it for anyone to buy up Kamala Pres shares just to win this market" assumes that Kamala is being fairly valued right now. If you think Kamala is actually the favorite, buying her here and there just kills two birds with one stone.
Apsalar
1 month ago
samesies!
n/a
1 month ago
Can't wait to see this one get manipulated!
Apsalar
1 month ago
another day. another polyscam clarification.
Apsalar
1 month ago
I have information that will lead to the arrest of @truthteller
Apsalar
1 month ago
Hell Yeah brother, cheers from Iraq
coconutPilled
1 month ago
brazil IP still posting on twitter just fine 😎
Apsalar
1 month ago
fact that other NO buyers don't understand the concept of a time zone is making me a bit more nervous about my position lol
Apsalar
1 month ago
i know
Slaylorswift
1 month ago
lol you’re cooked
Apsalar
1 month ago
time did not pass
n/a
1 month ago
No ban for x and time pass i wonder why do not close the market
Apsalar
1 month ago
as someone who lost quite a bit of money betting on NO, I can promise you that I wasn't trying to gaslight you. I listened to the clip and felt like you guys were trying to gaslight me because I did not hear "teacher" at all, but we should just accept that we heard it differently and I have to accept that my version is in the minority.
Apsalar
1 month ago
no comment
WindWalk2
1 month ago
If it does get disputed, how long will it take to fully resolve?
Apsalar
1 month ago
this is polymarket's black and blue dress. i'm starting to worry that i might be one of those white and gold morons
Apsalar
1 month ago
2 days ish
WindWalk2
1 month ago
If it does get disputed, how long will it take to fully resolve?
Apsalar
1 month ago
if someone proposes it, trust me it will get disputed. would just propose NO myself, but unfortunately it's a P4 right now
BlueSky123
1 month ago
Dispute it then, fuckwad.
Apsalar
1 month ago
thankfully nobody from the scam squad is on the other side, so we should be safe. he did not say "teacher" and no amount of gaslighting can change that fact.
TheWolfOfPolymarket
1 month ago
He skipped over the entire word. Nobody got it from the live interview which is the resolution source. Another scam is about to go down
Apsalar
1 month ago
don't believe your lying ears! this is orwellian!
Apsalar
1 month ago
video is clear. he did not articulate the word "teacher". he meant to say it, but that doesn't matter.
Apsalar
1 month ago
SHES A WITCH
Apsalar
1 month ago
you can never be too meta
0xE42c9d2ef
1 month ago
Can we also get a market for this one or is that too meta?
Apsalar
1 month ago
I don't think it's Dune
Apsalar
1 month ago
this is my new favorite type of market
Apsalar
1 month ago
what would the dispute be? there is going to be a mathematical fact of the matter. and this makes it far more difficult to manipulate
coolguy69
1 month ago
I'm staying out of this one just cuz I know it'll go to dispute
Apsalar
1 month ago
why don't you propose it then?
JPVR
1 month ago
Can any one explain what argument anyone would have to dispute de resolution of 1 launch as NO? Would love to hear good arguments
Apsalar
1 month ago
do you have a case other than just saying "it's obvious"
DanVMia
1 month ago
what case does the NO camp have? Seems obvious Trump will improve on black support... YES is a great bet here
Apsalar
1 month ago
thanks for another well thought-out reply! i think your analysis is pretty solid imo but suggest remaining skeptical of the crosstabs in most cases. very rare for polymarket. those ec market you're invested in is one of the markets i was referring to, but i think there are others as well.
n/a
1 month ago
I was v curious where you are coming from and appreciate the reply. wrt abortion on the ballot, look, you may be right; although imho if it's to have an impact anywhere it will be most felt in FL because unlike other states that need 50% to pass, FL requires 60%. Consequently on Polymarket "Which states will pass amendments protecting abortion?" FL is only 64% vs 95% in most states. Ie it's really not a done-deal, it's a tight race and that's going to to mean more turnout amongst women who might not otherwise have bothered (as opposed to most states where it's a done deal), and obv are women lean KH this election. Let's say conservatively turnout is 5% more due to women, and they lean 5% KH that's 0.25%; hmm not much, might finally have to look at crosstabs :P Oh wait, here's a pitch: did you see a poll where leans are broken down by age, and in that poll Gen-Z lean 40% KH, and they also have the lowest turnout typically, and probably have the most abortions? Hmm, maybe 1%? hoho. Wrt correlated markets, I'm in ec already, but maybe you have a bigger brain meaning :) anyway thanks again for reply, gl.
Apsalar
1 month ago
you might be the only account on here that I actually trust to have inside info on this... what's the scoop?
0xmaniac
1 month ago
BREAKING: BARRON IS HEADED TO NYU: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Apsalar
1 month ago
I think you are overrating the impact the abortion and weed ballot measures will have. i also think that even if you do think florida is being undervalued here, there are other correlated markets where you can get a better value.
n/a
1 month ago
I'm not sure how to ping both, so sorry will copy pasta; Trump is only +4 in Florida, and there's abortion and weed on the ballot so KH outperforms polling. How can you believe Harris will win overall, but not have a good chance at Florida? Many swing states are polling within a point of 2020 results, including Florida (my point being Florida's polling +4 Trump is probably what you'd expect rather than freaky outlier stuff). GOP is the obvious winner in Florida, but if you already have a pro-KH view nationally how are you not liking Florida odds at 18%? You already think she'll win 1-2% nationally if you have a pro-KH view (otherwise it's a toss-up with today's polling) and you both have positions in it! And you must admit she's likely to outperform polling with abortion and weed which will help with female and dem turnout. But you think 82% likely that KH won't win 2 extra points to narrowly win FL? You're not one of the ppl conflating presidential and gubernatorial elections are you? I just find it nuts. At 18% you could quintuple your money with a KH buy; or risk shedloads for a 25% ROIC with a GOP buy. Fair play and good luck, I just think there are easier ways to win 25% ROIC!
Apsalar
1 month ago
i think there's a bit more worth knowing
SPECK
1 month ago
trump won in 2016 and still lost NH all you gotta know
Apsalar
1 month ago
please bet on this market instead. i have shares to get rid of. https://polymarket.com/event/rfk-jr-endorses-trump-before-november/rfk-jr-endorses-trump-before-november
Apsalar
1 month ago
This comment section deserves a better class of schizo
Apsalar
1 month ago
yes she will! (but not florida)
YatSen
1 month ago
Harris will win!
Apsalar
1 month ago
it is quite literally impossible for this to resolve NO
Morgan101
1 month ago
As someone who missed the GameStop wave, this feels like my diamond hands moment.
Apsalar
1 month ago
@Yatsen I wanted those!
Apsalar
1 month ago
dispute it coward!
Apsalar
1 month ago
the poly whales and the uma whales are two different groups of people
ThatGuyMaybe
1 month ago
The reason that the vote isnt being revealed is so that the whales have time to get out. You really think they would wait to show vote for 24 hrs if it turned out "yes"? Hell no, they would burn us up.
Apsalar
1 month ago
mr stark i don't feel so good
Apsalar
1 month ago
with pleasure
zeko
1 month ago
im gonna laugh hard at cucks who talk shit with no, but if you win sure you can take my 1$ lmfao
Apsalar
1 month ago
yes. today's games are particularily low volume because there are no liquidity rewards
MOA
1 month ago
When we get to regular season, will there be more volume?
Apsalar
1 month ago
i learn from the worst!
n/a
1 month ago
good strategy apsalar. Decrapp be proud of you
Apsalar
1 month ago
buy titans high. buy saints high. repeat.
Apsalar
1 month ago
Alireza is very lucky the Great GM Hikaru isn't competing
Apsalar
1 month ago
shade never made anybody less gay
Sit
1 month ago
I'm pretty sure she got some shade from supporting Biden, or am I wrong? That was the first time she had shared her political views too. Why would she make that mistake again?
Apsalar
1 month ago
lol
baal
1 month ago
@polymarket @UMA try blindly ripping off people for hundreds of thousands of dollars IRL and watch how fast you end up in a wheelchair. This is a predictions gambling market with RULES
Apsalar
1 month ago
I just want to understand how you think it's possible to know that I'm a "commie voter" based on my predictions of how specific markets will resolve.
baal
1 month ago
@polymarket @UMA try blindly ripping off people for hundreds of thousands of dollars IRL and watch how fast you end up in a wheelchair. This is a predictions gambling market with RULES
Apsalar
1 month ago
I don't think you understand how prediction markets work.
baal
1 month ago
@polymarket @UMA try blindly ripping off people for hundreds of thousands of dollars IRL and watch how fast you end up in a wheelchair. This is a predictions gambling market with RULES
Apsalar
1 month ago
in a bit under 2 hours
cockbrain
1 month ago
wen resolve
Apsalar
1 month ago
Help me Darth Vooncer. You're my only hope.
Apsalar
1 month ago
me and the boys on the way to burn hundreds of thousands of dollars so we can lose a few thousand in this market a day from now instead of today
Apsalar
1 month ago
your heart is in the right place
EmpirePending
1 month ago
Why would they add clarification rather than resolving it? Because they’re not confident themselves
Apsalar
1 month ago
actual scam that ignores precedent. sad!
Apsalar
1 month ago
i was buying YES but have now switched sides. should have read the rules more carefully. the bernie precedent for "formal endorsement" is just too strong. not too late for other YES holders to sell, but soon it will be!
Apsalar
1 month ago
some bot has gone full schizo
Apsalar
1 month ago
genius!
KamalaCurry
1 month ago
Will "Will Kamala flip Trump on Polymarket in August?" go under 50% in August?
Apsalar
1 month ago
me too!
gabrieldyson
1 month ago
I like the "other" option
Apsalar
1 month ago
new type of scam squad bout to drop
Apsalar
1 month ago
around what time is he scheduled to speak?
Apsalar
1 month ago
like half of the time people pronounce his name they say it that way. it does not significantly alter the intended name.
UMAisGarbage
1 month ago
Walz rhymes with balls. Waltz doesn't rhyme with shit. We bet that Biden would say a name wrong. What am I missing here?
Apsalar
1 month ago
@slewmoney correct
Flipp
1 month ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
1 month ago
lmao
Flipp
1 month ago
At 17:27 he also mistakes his own name and calls himself "Joey"
Apsalar
1 month ago
you can also just click the dispute button under rules. will need to put up a $750 bond in USDC.e that you won't get back if you lose the dispute
Flipp
1 month ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
1 month ago
@slewmoney https://oracle.uma.xyz/?project=Polymarket&transactionHash=0xd833100ce0217008d0868d04085c08dcd28d6c6c042078428cf47f2158458151&eventIndex=17
Flipp
1 month ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
1 month ago
so buy yes and dispute it
Flipp
1 month ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
1 month ago
some people think that the israel issue is going to have a significant impact on the result in michigan
BigDoh
1 month ago
What’s with the picture
Apsalar
1 month ago
Hello darkness my old friend
Apsalar
1 month ago
thanks to the person who suggested the brackets this week! best ones we've had in a while i reckon
Apsalar
1 month ago
terrible brackets
Apsalar
1 month ago
I WILL NOT SELL
Apsalar
1 month ago
in my defense i only paid $50 for those 50k shares
n/a
1 month ago
bro.. what did you do?
Apsalar
1 month ago
imagine my sock
Apsalar
1 month ago
Car aka betbetloselose going big on NO shares. interesting
Apsalar
1 month ago
don't thank me. thank perplexity.
Apsalar
1 month ago
Grok AI has not yet banned image generation of Donald Trump. However, AI technology is rapidly evolving, with significant advancements in generative AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT and Google Gemini. These tools are transforming how we find answers on the internet, but they also face challenges such as hallucination problems and antitrust scrutiny. Meanwhile, companies like Amazon are rolling out AI shopping assistants, and Meta AI is integrating AI into VR headsets. Despite these developments, there is no current news indicating that Grok AI has banned image generation of Trump.
Apsalar
1 month ago
Google's Pixel 9 series, launched on August 14, 2024, features new AI capabilities including Gemini Live, Pixel Screenshots, and Pixel Studio. This rollout highlights the ongoing advancements in AI technology, which could influence how platforms like Grok manage image generation policies.
FinallyHappening
1 month ago
Thanks for the slop bro
Apsalar
1 month ago
Grok AI has not yet banned image generation of Donald Trump. However, AI technology is rapidly evolving, with significant advancements in generative AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT and Google Gemini. These tools are transforming how we find answers on the internet, but they also face challenges such as hallucination problems and antitrust scrutiny. Meanwhile, companies like Amazon are rolling out AI shopping assistants, and Meta AI is integrating AI into VR headsets. Despite these developments, there is no current news indicating that Grok AI has banned image generation of Trump.
Apsalar
1 month ago
One of these days Trump WILL say "crypto"! And on that blessed day all the brave souls who keep betting on it will still be down!
Apsalar
1 month ago
Never attribute to alpha that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Fatboyslim
1 month ago
Why is Apsalar buying up No?
Apsalar
1 month ago
abort! abort!
Apsalar
1 month ago
the livestreams for both launches have the altitude visible on the screen
VibesGreaterRules
1 month ago
If anyone has a link to flight heights - please link!
Apsalar
1 month ago
i'm in the same boat. too scared to propose but quite confident that a proposal would pass.
VibesGreaterRules
1 month ago
There were two launches this year (2024) so far, but I'm not sure if both reached the 62 miles height. I'm like 98% sure...
Apsalar
1 month ago
wow this ended up being way more interesting than expected
Apsalar
1 month ago
tempting
IWillReturn
1 month ago
They're selling dollars for 0.1 cents
Apsalar
1 month ago
Will Stancil write-in campaign gonna come in with a steel chair
Apsalar
1 month ago
thank pimp stancil
Apsalar
1 month ago
hotttt
n/a
1 month ago
Trump posting every 30 minutes on Truth Social. So far only 1 pinned interview tweet on Twitter.
Apsalar
1 month ago
i sure hope that isn't barron lol
n/a
1 month ago
What seemed to be a simple trade is actually far more complex and nerve wracking than I imagined. Not sure why I expected otherwise. lol
Apsalar
1 month ago
are you that guy?
n/a
1 month ago
NGMI
Apsalar
1 month ago
just woke up from a long nap... what happened?
Apsalar
1 month ago
bro will not stop yapping
Apsalar
1 month ago
lol him calling kamala hot made it all worth it
Apsalar
1 month ago
i can excuse the fascism but i draw the line at being this boring
Apsalar
1 month ago
oh shit oh fuck
IWillReturn
1 month ago
BRB gotta send some tweets
Apsalar
1 month ago
bet against me coward
IWillReturn
1 month ago
You are toast bro
Apsalar
1 month ago
STOP THE COUNT!
Apsalar
1 month ago
MOBAMA
CrossfireHurricane
2 months ago
Holy crap. There are some truly insane people on this planet.
Apsalar
1 month ago
@JeffBezos why are you selling?
Apsalar
1 month ago
ask and you shall receive
Cmoney
2 months ago
we need a 'will Taylor swift be at the DNC' market
Apsalar
2 months ago
In speed chess the Great GM Hikaru is UNMATCHED!
Apsalar
2 months ago
Will Stancil killed my neighbor. My neighbor was a Nazi. I'm Will Stancil and I approve this message.
Apsalar
2 months ago
Sorry I don't have an opinion on this market. Aenews hasn't taken up a large position yet.
Apsalar
2 months ago
You're buying YES because you decoded and reverse engineered NASA's model and then plugged in the entirely of this months' data. I'm buying YES because I trust aenews to do that for me. We are not the same.
Apsalar
2 months ago
a bit too much of an overcorrection methinks
Apsalar
2 months ago
LIONS LIONS LIONS
Apsalar
2 months ago
if anyone disputes now i will be very disappointed. don't waste your money!
Apsalar
2 months ago
how sure are we that 1 can be proposed?
Apsalar
2 months ago
I don't know what time make of this market, but I see that NO is offering me a higher return on investment so I will join that team.
Apsalar
2 months ago
she is whatever will make her the most money. love her for it.
Pietrop11599
2 months ago
Isnt she a Republican?
Apsalar
2 months ago
oops
oxamo
2 months ago
There's a typo "Harris by 0.1-0.5" should be "Harris by 0.1-0.4"
Apsalar
2 months ago
hi
Erty
2 months ago
Hi
Apsalar
2 months ago
you cooked. congrats.
n/a
2 months ago
Shoutout to the yes buyers who have just joined the party 🫡
Apsalar
2 months ago
and we love him for that
🤺JustKen
2 months ago
Maduro is the true OG scam squad.
Apsalar
2 months ago
scam squad might just pull this off
Apsalar
2 months ago
ITS A WALZ STORY BABY JUST SAY YES!!!!
n/a
2 months ago
you learned the wrong lesson from me if you're singing these songs nobody ever heard of. I was singing Taylor Swift.
Apsalar
2 months ago
Now in Minnesota there's ten pretty women / There's a shoulder where Death comes to cry / There's a lobby with nine hundred windows / There's a tree where the doves go to die / There's a piece that was torn from the morning / And it hangs in the Gallery of Frost / Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay / Take Tim Walz, take Tim Walz / Take his broken waist in your hand
Apsalar
2 months ago
mama mia
Apsalar
2 months ago
oh you were being sarcastic. does that mean it actually is over?
BM5II5KJN2
2 months ago
Nice cope
Apsalar
2 months ago
nice
BM5II5KJN2
2 months ago
Yes, because it's not who finishes first (which is a physical fact) but rather the ICO who votes on the winner
Apsalar
2 months ago
anyone know if it can still be overturned?
Apsalar
2 months ago
i still don't think he won
Apsalar
2 months ago
remind me
aenews2
2 months ago
Guys, remember the last time when there was an obvious favorite candidate and slowly everyone issued statements against them or endorsed another person? Yeah I forget what happened there..
Apsalar
2 months ago
in the sense that he's donating his money charity that's certainly true
CompulsiveGambler
2 months ago
You are doing gods work
Apsalar
2 months ago
you know aenews is sweating it when he resorts to arguing in the comments
aenews2
2 months ago
Keep buying N guys, I double dog dare you! As a Bernie Bro, I believe in my guy to set the record straight.
Apsalar
2 months ago
we won't know for sure what this is about until they issue a clarification for this market.
n/a
2 months ago
so this is bet on if maduro loses power till 10th january?
Apsalar
2 months ago
in case you missed it, polymarket has already tweeted that this market should basically just resolve to whoever ends up being the next president, regardless of whether there was fraud. Their twitter account can be pretty stupid, but this is the type of statement that's hard to walk back on. https://x.com/Polymarket/status/1817953063774069099
Apsalar
2 months ago
unfortunately walz is now commie timmy
Apsalar
2 months ago
predictit's liquidity is significantly worse
0xwald
2 months ago
you know why? because poly is flawed. look at kellys liquidity. he might cost 6c but there isnt any liquidity to grab which means there are no sellers at that price.
Apsalar
2 months ago
they can (and will) vote that the proposal was submitted too early which effectively postpones it.
sabotage
2 months ago
Does polymarket have to definitively resolve this one way or another in 19 hours or they can postpone it?
Apsalar
2 months ago
A quorum has been reached. There is now a 100% chance that this will resolve to YES in under 19 hours. If you don't sell your NO shares before then you will get NOTHING! SELL!!!
Apsalar
2 months ago
i had 500 less shares before seeing your comment ;)
MIKEXE
2 months ago
free money
Apsalar
2 months ago
unfortunately my new rule is to always bet against anything someone calls "free money"
MIKEXE
2 months ago
free money
Apsalar
2 months ago
damn i really do think beshear helps her the least out of te top options
Apsalar
2 months ago
correct. the voting period is seperated into two 24 hour periods. During the first period people vote, and during the second period people reveal their votes. At the moment there are 16 hours left in the first period. Once the second period starts you will be able to see how people voted as their vote gets revealed.
backflip
2 months ago
When will the final decision be taken? Last night it said in 2/3 hours with a clock counting down...
Apsalar
2 months ago
i also was confused for a second. what happened was this got proposed twice. when that happens the vote on the first proposal is ignored in favor of the vote on the second proposal. so while the first vote is complete and was overwhelmingly for a YES resolution (see here https://vote.uma.xyz/). But now we need to wait for the second vote to be finished before the market closes and the payout occurs.
backflip
2 months ago
When will the final decision be taken? Last night it said in 2/3 hours with a clock counting down...
Apsalar
2 months ago
I promise you this will resolve to YES in under 48 hours. Sell your NO shares now before they become worthless.
Apsalar
2 months ago
@mkrv4 if you scroll down to "recent past votes" you will see the first vote there. YES received 99.99% of the vote.
Apsalar
2 months ago
@mkrv4 the vote has already ended, so it is guaranteed to resolve to YES. It's taking a bit longer to go through the system than normal, but should be any minute now. You can see this and all other votes at https://vote.uma.xyz/
Apsalar
2 months ago
nevermind! there's a second dispute! we have to wait another couple of days to get our money (it will resolve to yes then). my bad.
Apsalar
2 months ago
@mkrv4 the vote has already ended, so it is guaranteed to resolve to YES. It's taking a bit longer to go through the system than normal, but should be any minute now. You can see this and all other votes at https://vote.uma.xyz/
Apsalar
2 months ago
@mkrv4 the vote has already ended, so it is guaranteed to resolve to YES. It's taking a bit longer to go through the system than normal, but should be any minute now. You can see this and all other votes at https://vote.uma.xyz/
Hhgcfdd
2 months ago
Why do the yes addresses on the leaderboard continue to buy crazily even though there is no profit? Is it to clear all the sell orders?
Apsalar
2 months ago
i am buying yes because it is going to resolve to yes in the next few minutes
Hhgcfdd
2 months ago
Why do the yes addresses on the leaderboard continue to buy crazily even though there is no profit? Is it to clear all the sell orders?
Apsalar
2 months ago
why don't they just copy the trump campaign's regulatory framework? are they stupid?
reubadoob
2 months ago
Advisers to Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign have been contacting key players in the crypto industry to develop relationships that could eventually inform a regulatory framework, sources told the Financial Times.
Apsalar
2 months ago
And I'll dance with you in Minnesota / I'll be wearing a river's disguise / The hyacinth wild on my shoulder / My mouth on the dew of your thighs / And I'll bury my soul in a scrapbook / With the photographs there, and the moss / And I'll yield to the flood of your beauty / My cheap violin and my cross / And you'll carry me down on your dancing / To the pools that you lift on your wrist / Oh my love, Oh my love / Pick Tim Walz, pick Tim Walz / He's yours now / He's all that there is
Apsalar
2 months ago
@ManL if a dispute occurs then the winner of the dispute wins $250. So you would get back $1,000 after putiing up a $750 bond.
0xBdA66338abEA664ca7EC717cfC12C4c3e536De93-1721707590808
2 months ago
Does anyone know how long the odds are open?
Apsalar
2 months ago
it will stay open until a user proposes a resolution (to do so you need to put up a $750 bond that you will lose if another user disputes your proposal and then UMA deems your proposal untrue. if nobody disputes your proposal, you will get your bond back along with a $5 reward and the market will close after two hours).
0xBdA66338abEA664ca7EC717cfC12C4c3e536De93-1721707590808
2 months ago
Does anyone know how long the odds are open?
Apsalar
2 months ago
the most expected result happened yet somehow polymarket's rules fail to give precise instructions on how to resolve in this case lol
Apsalar
2 months ago
i like the way you think!
xvzxcvasdfadsfqqwer
2 months ago
Given the uncertainty in the election, I think we can all agree the fairest way to handle things would be to declare a military junta as the winner
Apsalar
2 months ago
idk
n/a
2 months ago
How
Apsalar
2 months ago
STOP THE STEAL!
Apsalar
2 months ago
not really
n/a
2 months ago
Very close tight race
Apsalar
2 months ago
I hope Kamala is taking notes!
Apsalar
2 months ago
anyone have a link to the nyt needle?
Apsalar
2 months ago
what do you think my other shares are for!