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Apsalar
6 months ago
haha a small fraction of that profit is from music so no worries. and i mentioned beyonce's flop album, although i would argue that billie is even more of a grammy darling on a pound for pound basis.
Apsalar
6 months ago
when is the last time AOY felt this up for grabs?
Apsalar
6 months ago
SOS, Ocean blvd, Guts, and the Record was stronger competition than this year's imo. Billie is obviously a grammy darling, but besides her the only big league competition is Beyone's flop album. BRAT is probably a stronger dark horse than The Record was, but overall still worse competition imo.
Apsalar
6 months ago
when is the last time AOY felt this up for grabs?
Apsalar
6 months ago
midnights was even worse (imo) and it won. but as i said, not confident in any album this year, just think swift's is a bit mispriced
Apsalar
6 months ago
when is the last time AOY felt this up for grabs?
Apsalar
6 months ago
when is the last time AOY felt this up for grabs?
Apsalar
6 months ago
ansem bros got too cocky
Apsalar
6 months ago
oh no they made andrew tate even more gay
Apsalar
6 months ago
thanks
Apsalar
6 months ago
what time is this expected to start?
Apsalar
6 months ago
fuck you
Apsalar
6 months ago
what time is this expected to start?
Apsalar
6 months ago
what time is this expected to start?
Apsalar
7 months ago
if the old man dies then kamala becomes President
Car
7 months ago
is the old man dead?
Apsalar
7 months ago
it's almost definitely a typo that will soon be corrected
nuggetsharambe
7 months ago
Record of the year or song of the year ???
Apsalar
7 months ago
record of the year
nuggetsharambe
7 months ago
Record of the year or song of the year ???
Apsalar
7 months ago
guy who hedges by buying an equal amount of every option
Apsalar
7 months ago
Fredi9999 has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time
Apsalar
7 months ago
@Timetraveler the convert button is available in the positions tab
Apsalar
7 months ago
can long-term no holders please sell their shares here (currently for 64) and then buy them back here https://polymarket.com/event/how-many-swing-states-will-trump-win?tid=1730090459791 (can currently buy it back for 60 by buying an equal amount of NO for 0 and 7 and the converting shares). thanks ❤️
Apsalar
7 months ago
Don't sleep on Al Gross
Apsalar
7 months ago
@090x for example, to buy back 1000 shares in the other market at 60 cents you could buy 1000 NO of 0 at 67c for $670. Then you can convert those NO shares into 1000 YES shares in every other bracket. Then you could sell the 1000 YES shares you got for the 0state option at 7c to get back $70. Thus, your net money spent would be $600 and you would now have 1000 YES shares in every option for a non-sweep (at an effective price of 60c per share).
Apsalar
7 months ago
can long-term no holders please sell their shares here (currently for 64) and then buy them back here https://polymarket.com/event/how-many-swing-states-will-trump-win?tid=1730090459791 (can currently buy it back for 60 by buying an equal amount of NO for 0 and 7 and the converting shares). thanks ❤️
Apsalar
7 months ago
can long-term no holders please sell their shares here (currently for 64) and then buy them back here https://polymarket.com/event/how-many-swing-states-will-trump-win?tid=1730090459791 (can currently buy it back for 60 by buying an equal amount of NO for 0 and 7 and the converting shares). thanks ❤️
Apsalar
7 months ago
sell your NO shares here and buy them back for cheaper in that market genius
ImHereForTheRewards
8 months ago
The exact same outcome is being traded at 36-37 at the How Many Swing States market
Apsalar
8 months ago
no i don't think either candidate will get 100% of the vote
Okman12
8 months ago
The most polarized time in history and you guys think people will votes unanimously?
Apsalar
8 months ago
you'll find out soon enough
spilledjuice
8 months ago
first bet but this seems like taking candy from a baby, why is NO so cheap🤨🤨
Apsalar
8 months ago
these odds make perfect sense as long as you believe kamala has a negative percent chance of sweeping
Apsalar
8 months ago
the lookism is insane
Apsalar
8 months ago
can you teach me oh wise one
AKAxyz
8 months ago
some people don't know how to price binary options and it shows
Apsalar
8 months ago
it's always nice when they let the make-a-wish kid play at the end
Apsalar
8 months ago
there's always another flip
Apsalar
8 months ago
maybe just have aaron rodgers throw a hail mary instead of kicking a field goal next time
Apsalar
8 months ago
why do you want me to curse your home team?
BoeJiden420
8 months ago
You better put money on the lions. They are my home team and are a wrecking ball. I left you a comment the day before when you bet on the COWGIRLS!😡😡😡
Apsalar
8 months ago
Bad luck to everyone who's rooting for the Bills!
Apsalar
8 months ago
if polymarket is going to keep making dumb clarifications they could at leas the consistent about them
Apsalar
8 months ago
everybody say thank you to decap for making the brackets interesting this week
Apsalar
8 months ago
incredible how every single claim you made is wrong
bmili
8 months ago
This is easy money for McCormick. Senate ticket splitting isn’t a thing and trump has a moderate lead
Apsalar
8 months ago
Tim Pool be like: this isn't a true negrisk market because they could all resolve to NO
Apsalar
8 months ago
we've reached levels of delusion that were never thought possible
Apsalar
8 months ago
New.Jeans and fhantombets as the top holders for NO... good luck, babe!
Apsalar
8 months ago
liberal Tim Pool be like: there is a high probability that every one of these brackets resolves to NO
Apsalar
8 months ago
who put up a 100k share limit order. chill
Apsalar
8 months ago
"what counts as a backflip" - the greatest evidence rationale thread in the history of uma, locked by Mide after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
Apsalar
8 months ago
ohhhhhh
XiJinPing
8 months ago
he only needs to be 25% as good
Apsalar
8 months ago
i know next to nothing about ishowspeed, but what are the odds that a popular youtuber happens to be one of the greatest backflippers of all time.
Apsalar
8 months ago
can't believe my strategy of copy trading people who seem like insiders failed me
Apsalar
8 months ago
Walz can still win if Didier Truchot has the courage.
Apsalar
8 months ago
The Lebanese people are singing in the streets now that it has been confirmed that they weren't invaded last month.
Apsalar
8 months ago
smart man
Remontada
8 months ago
Ipsos have released a post debate poll for every single debate going back to the year 2000. Just want to lay that out.
Apsalar
8 months ago
if you think it's possible for him to tie in the poll, then you have to think it's possible for him to win the poll, or you just don't know how polling/probability works.
BenCM
8 months ago
Walz will not win but he might draw in which case it's 50/50. That's the value proposition for buying Walz right now. And it's not silly at 30 cents, it probably is at 40 cents.
Apsalar
8 months ago
as a great man once, I'm just here clicking buttons and having fun!
BoeJiden420
8 months ago
Im always so intrigued with your profile. So much money bet. So diverse. Its hard to believe that you are so active. Moving small and large amounts of money. I mean at first i thought you didnt feel after you put 20k on a lions game or something. Make sure you write a book or something. Id read it.
Apsalar
8 months ago
Buying Walz solely because many of the people buying Vance seem to be doing so for very dumb reasons
Apsalar
8 months ago
I do not think that CNN is the most liberal news network in the world
n/a
8 months ago
CNN, the most liberal news network in the world is bashing Walz and siding with Vance.
Apsalar
8 months ago
who among us isn't friends with a school shooter
Apsalar
8 months ago
so true! because even if he doesn't say teacher, uma can decide that he *meant* to say teacher!
flamingfish
8 months ago
Teacher is free.... BINK
Apsalar
8 months ago
dispute it cowards
Apsalar
8 months ago
is this fucker purposefully avoiding the word "border"
Apsalar
8 months ago
Abdul gonna outmention border
Apsalar
8 months ago
rsbn is always 2 dumb bitches telling each other “exactlyyyyy”
Apsalar
8 months ago
polymarket is trying to save you money
ANONYMOUS.
8 months ago
Why didn't my new shares show up in my position after I bought more no?
Apsalar
8 months ago
axios is also always right. hence the paradox.
05brownboy
8 months ago
yatsen is always right
Apsalar
8 months ago
imagine betting against YatSen. shouldn't be me
Apsalar
8 months ago
you have turned this into something of a paradox
YatSen
8 months ago
free money, but not much liquidity.
Apsalar
8 months ago
imagine betting against Axios. couldn't be me
Apsalar
8 months ago
holy shit it's the time traveler himself! it's so over for YES bros
Axios
8 months ago
Hey guys, check this out. "On chain" transactions from 100 DAYS AGO. Why didn't this resolve earlier? Because it wasn't live for trading or swapping. Or unlocked. https://etherscan.io/txs?a=0xec53bf9167f50cdeb3ae105f56099aaab9061f83&p=2000
Apsalar
8 months ago
i believe "on-chain stuff" occuring happened in a previous market and in that case it was ignored which would seem to set precedent for NO. does anyone know which market i'm thinking about (maybe i'm misremembering)
Apsalar
8 months ago
Whew
Apsalar
8 months ago
feels nice to be on same side as the person who knows better than vegas!
botbot
8 months ago
the Bils are such easy money on this I almost feel bad taking it
Apsalar
8 months ago
even if "they" do call it an invasion, it not meeting the rule's definition would in face be an issue
Justifax
8 months ago
Not to rain on anyone's party, but if they greenlit the invasion it could start tomorrow. They are all calling it invasion, so that part won't be an issue.
Apsalar
8 months ago
No
ImHereForTheRewards
9 months ago
Can we say that this market is the equivalent of "What will be the chance of the leading candidate in Silver's model just before the election"?
Apsalar
8 months ago
then why the fuck aren't you selling your shares
FamilyCapital
8 months ago
I think there is a real chance that they gonna start it in the next 24 hours. There were too many incidents made by Israel, to not act after them. I'm NO holder with 80c per shares, even so, I believe the probability is like 30 to 70.
Apsalar
8 months ago
representatives only count if they are the one to release an “official announcement” by the campaign.
Apsalar
8 months ago
something someone other than Kamala says in an interview is not an official campaign announcement
Apsalar
8 months ago
something someone other than Kamala says in an interview is not an official campaign announcement
mr.ozi
9 months ago
https://x.com/AugustinBrian3/status/1838759155685019649 The co-chair of her campaign publicly says that it's part of campaign's proposals to have the tax on unrealized capital gains. This is pretty official to me, and the rules allow for statements from her representatives.
Apsalar
9 months ago
they even kept their ambiguous rules!
Apsalar
9 months ago
aw shit here we go again
Apsalar
9 months ago
the nothing ever happens squad has a great record on this stuff
Apsalar
9 months ago
fuck it. copy trading JustKen
Apsalar
9 months ago
neither yatsen nor newjeans have positions in this market so not sure who you're talking about
Car
9 months ago
that means you are also fading 50pence. how can you fade the best trader on the world?!
Apsalar
9 months ago
fuck it. fading car
Apsalar
9 months ago
sounds like you have found a good arbitrage oppurtunity! You should buy this up and buy Georgia down until their prices meet!
TrumpFlipsNY2
9 months ago
if kamala wins Georgia shes wins the rest easily cause Georgia is the most right leaning swing state, so basically whatever the odds for Georgia is thats the odds she wins all the swing states.
Apsalar
9 months ago
one of the least popular senators in America!
icecoldeddie
9 months ago
This race could get very interesting these next few weeks. People in and around Omaha absolutely dispise Fischer.
Apsalar
9 months ago
or not
Apsalar
9 months ago
oh we be feasting on reese's pieces tonight!
Apsalar
9 months ago
oh we be feasting on reese's pieces tonight!
Apsalar
9 months ago
damn i guess i was thinking too small lol
mr.ozi
9 months ago
He said it 60x on Aug 22 during a speech in Arizona on border security.
Apsalar
9 months ago
I would max "Other GOP" in that case
minji
9 months ago
If he says trans this time, max Haley R-Nom because not even secret service is stopping me
Apsalar
9 months ago
there's a part of me that truly believes that if we made a border 50+ bracket for a rally, Trump would still find a way to hit it
Apsalar
9 months ago
cope
Shinaj2024
9 months ago
Republicans will win all chambers of congress. Harris’s vibes campaign is coming to a halt.
Apsalar
9 months ago
first time?
Sit
9 months ago
why is the "Trans" market like that lmao?
Apsalar
9 months ago
shut the fuck up shut the fuck up shut the fuck up
Apsalar
9 months ago
happy now?
timanfayagambler
9 months ago
RRD is underpriced
Apsalar
9 months ago
fuck
Apsalar
9 months ago
did trans bros get too cocky?
Apsalar
9 months ago
death, taxes, and border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border border
Apsalar
9 months ago
couch!
Apsalar
9 months ago
you tell me
J.D.K
9 months ago
Why not bet on border 15+ its free money hehe
Apsalar
9 months ago
bet against whatever the rsbn bozos think he will say
Apsalar
9 months ago
how are ny dems this bad lol
Apsalar
9 months ago
ginger supremacy
semi
9 months ago
ah but at least you're a fellow panthers chad
Apsalar
9 months ago
well you win some and you lose some. and then lose some more. and then lose some more. and then lose some more. and then
Apsalar
9 months ago
kamalover
Apsalar
9 months ago
donate your brain for science
MeNoDatNutReelMuni
9 months ago
What about 98.4? Annualized that’s a pretty good return
Apsalar
9 months ago
i would love to get into the mind of the people buying thousands of shares at 99.3 cents
Apsalar
9 months ago
unfortunately i am no longer a NO holder but i'll take the W
Gena🐊
9 months ago
Clarification is for NO, congrats Apsalar and NO holders
Apsalar
9 months ago
a couple days. once the process starts there is a 24 hour period where people vote followed by another 24 hour period where people reveal their votes
EdgyUsername
9 months ago
How long do disputes usually take to resolve?
Apsalar
9 months ago
yeah
Gena🐊
9 months ago
Nice, you did that?
Apsalar
9 months ago
STOP THE STEAL
Apsalar
9 months ago
not on my watch!
Gena🐊
9 months ago
LOL he is gonna steal it, gg
Apsalar
9 months ago
there is no need to cover whatever is not listed bc this market isn't negrisk
Donkov
9 months ago
We need "Other"
Apsalar
9 months ago
this market isn't negrisk
Donkov
9 months ago
We need "Other"
Apsalar
9 months ago
Martin Luther King Jr on steroids
Apsalar
9 months ago
oh yeah he's definitely fucking loomer
Apsalar
9 months ago
weak brackets imo. should have more nyc related ones
Apsalar
9 months ago
when you order Big Gretch on wish.com
Apsalar
9 months ago
"what is the biggest threat to me staying employed at ford?" "iran dropping a nuke on your factory"
Apsalar
9 months ago
when does the town hall start?
Apsalar
9 months ago
hollup that's not Big Gretch
Apsalar
9 months ago
do with this information as you will https://x.com/Nero/status/1835044440014037292
Apsalar
9 months ago
read the rules, people! read the rules!
Apsalar
9 months ago
ELON!
Apsalar
9 months ago
this interviewer fucking sucks
Apsalar
9 months ago
if you can't imagine it happening then why are you holding YES in everything else, and why not buy more NO?
Car
9 months ago
Bought NO incase this gets cancelled. Cant imagine he wants to talk to some retards about crypto after his 2nd assassination attempt
Apsalar
9 months ago
Juno Temple was snubbed!
Apsalar
9 months ago
bruh did not just compare his ghostwriter's book to the presidential medal of freedom
Apsalar
9 months ago
bro keeping mention count himself at kamala rallies 🤣
Apsalar
9 months ago
no
BedardiRaja
9 months ago
would this still count if they do one despite him not showing up, like ossoff next to an empty podium back in 2020?
Apsalar
9 months ago
i'm still mad about last week igami
Apsalar
9 months ago
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain...
Apsalar
9 months ago
my only worry is that escelate is only pretending to be dumb so he can get more cheap fraud shares before revealing when Trump actually said it.
Apsalar
9 months ago
don't let border border border distract you from the fact that that's an f-tier nickname
Apsalar
9 months ago
border bros are EATING
Apsalar
9 months ago
does he not know the word "moderator"?? what the fuck
Apsalar
9 months ago
you played me very well indeed
TheGuru
9 months ago
Well played sir
Apsalar
9 months ago
this one was more fun than the last one! see everyone next week!
Apsalar
9 months ago
my sources are telling me "too early to call". would have preferred a "too close to call", but i'll take it.
Apsalar
9 months ago
hqhhahhahhaa
Apsalar
9 months ago
i'm doing my part!
Apsalar
9 months ago
good advice
Republican
9 months ago
If top holders of Kamala were smart they would sell of their position now, switch to Trump, then dump their Kamala Yes / Trump No on the main market
Apsalar
9 months ago
not fud. there's just way too much time left for market to be this confident.
Remontada
9 months ago
FUD
Apsalar
9 months ago
kamala seems way overvalued now tbh. time to switch sides.
Apsalar
9 months ago
omg i held trump above kamala for a full minute i feel so powerful
Apsalar
9 months ago
bad guess
Rainiak
9 months ago
about 15-3 if I had to guess
Apsalar
9 months ago
free money is a banned term in this house
TooDumbToWin
9 months ago
Yes continue buying kamala, free money
Apsalar
9 months ago
this isn't a sprint. it's a marathon.
Apsalar
9 months ago
go for it lol
JohnFrumAmerica
9 months ago
You could literally just arbitrage this with predictit and push kamala up risk free
Apsalar
9 months ago
ez money
Apsalar
9 months ago
if your nuke couldn't even bring her down a decimal point, you may be in trouble
Remontada
9 months ago
Nuke
Apsalar
9 months ago
what are these brackets? dumfuq decap moment?
Apsalar
9 months ago
I think I've seen this film before and I didn't like the ending
Apsalar
9 months ago
That in two hours Tim Walz is going to drop out and be replaced by Josh Shaprio, sealing Pennsylvania and thus the elction.
Caligulas.dog
9 months ago
What does @Wanyewest69 know that others don't? He's been constantly upping his position
Apsalar
9 months ago
I know. That's why I used it as an example of a good clarification, in contrast with the second clarification.
BlackSky123
9 months ago
They literally already clarified that illegals would not count before this clarification...
Apsalar
9 months ago
The new clarification is the worst kind of clarification because it's not a clarification at all. I have no clue what people think the slur was, but if there was a specific word in contention (such as illegals), then it would at least make sense to clarify whether the rules include that word. Instead they're just telling us how the market should resolve.
Apsalar
9 months ago
owned their asses
SWIFTTT
9 months ago
every swiftie knows that she will 100% endorse kamala lol, just like she endorsed Biden. this is free money from delusional republicans lol
Apsalar
9 months ago
he said aaron rodgers is super cool and handsome!
infinitiphantom
9 months ago
What he say
Apsalar
9 months ago
my heart's racing at a million miles an hour until i get rid of the majority of thse shares lol
BoeJiden420
9 months ago
YOOOO you again! You really do piss money XD does your heart even race im generally interested?
Apsalar
9 months ago
wtf i love joe rogan now
Apsalar
9 months ago
they were nice for buying
Foolish
9 months ago
These odds suck now that McCaffrey is out.
Apsalar
9 months ago
tell me about it!
Foolish
9 months ago
These odds suck now that McCaffrey is out.
Apsalar
9 months ago
indeed... a small price to pay!
nook
9 months ago
You're the reason Alireza lost, Asspiler
Apsalar
9 months ago
him being out three games would not be sufficient for a YES resolution
schottchris
9 months ago
he will be out 3 games at least i reckon. good enough for this to hit YES
Apsalar
9 months ago
fun game! or so i am told
Apsalar
9 months ago
not looking bad!
Apsalar
9 months ago
i don't make that money betting on sports i can tell you that much
BoeJiden420
9 months ago
You tell me you make 72k per month i quit my job and i work for you
Apsalar
9 months ago
not looking good!
Apsalar
9 months ago
not gonna happenigami
Apsalar
9 months ago
i think you should read the rules again
schottchris
9 months ago
he will be out 3 games at least i reckon. good enough for this to hit YES
Apsalar
9 months ago
is that what we're going to pretend is happening?
TimeTraveler
9 months ago
Someone is definitely not spoofing up the order books to offload their bags.
Apsalar
9 months ago
say it a third time. i dare you.
Apsalar
9 months ago
i've seen your elo rating! you'll embarrass me
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
9 months ago
Play me on lichess asspiler
Apsalar
9 months ago
a disappointing performance by the Great GM Hikaru
Apsalar
9 months ago
can't even complain. worth the price of admission.
Rueben
9 months ago
Are you not entertained?
Apsalar
9 months ago
i have seen her once
Republican
9 months ago
0 i think
Apsalar
9 months ago
anyone know how many times taylor has been shown so far?
Apsalar
9 months ago
discord or twitter work for me
Foreseeable.
9 months ago
Any way to add you? not expaining statistics in the comments 🥲😁
Apsalar
9 months ago
what's the correct calculation in your opinion? (i don't think there's an objective answer)
Foreseeable.
9 months ago
Could you stop being a smartass and let the math nerds get their money? (Your calculation is false, btw 🧮)
Apsalar
9 months ago
where's the leak?
jumbojim
9 months ago
Leak says its Saturday... she just did an Interview with a comedian. This markets a joke...
Apsalar
9 months ago
you tell em!
TheGuru
9 months ago
It doesn't matter where Kamala is today, just on Friday
Apsalar
9 months ago
DonaldGloverwalkingintoaroomonfirewithpizza.gif
Apsalar
9 months ago
i love pre recorded markets
Apsalar
9 months ago
I almost feel bad for Sam Brown.
Apsalar
9 months ago
if only Jen could say the same 💔
figman
9 months ago
I REGRET NOTHING
Apsalar
9 months ago
no. fear is a maga tactic. i'm not trying to scare Trump holders into selling. I'm trying to inspire Kamala people to buy!
HaterzLoserz
9 months ago
trying to scare people away lol
Apsalar
9 months ago
i do not think buying Kamala shares for 47 cents is a cost. I think it's a bargain.
PolyPollUser
9 months ago
Manipulating the price for a minute is one thing. But manipulating it for 3 prespecified hours is an entirely different ball game. You have to keep on buying Kamala shares. That will cost miles above any profit anyone can make here.
Apsalar
9 months ago
I'm not saying that I'd be able to bring her shares up myself, but I'll certainly be lending a hand.
Apsalar
9 months ago
"it's not worth it for anyone to buy up Kamala Pres shares just to win this market" assumes that Kamala is being fairly valued right now. If you think Kamala is actually the favorite, buying her here and there just kills two birds with one stone.
Apsalar
9 months ago
"it's not worth it for anyone to buy up Kamala Pres shares just to win this market" assumes that Kamala is being fairly valued right now. If you think Kamala is actually the favorite, buying her here and there just kills two birds with one stone.
Apsalar
9 months ago
samesies!
Qualitative
9 months ago
Can't wait to see this one get manipulated!
Apsalar
9 months ago
another day. another polyscam clarification.
Apsalar
9 months ago
I have information that will lead to the arrest of @truthteller
Apsalar
9 months ago
Hell Yeah brother, cheers from Iraq
Pidor🐓
9 months ago
brazil IP still posting on twitter just fine 😎
Apsalar
9 months ago
fact that other NO buyers don't understand the concept of a time zone is making me a bit more nervous about my position lol
Apsalar
9 months ago
i know
Slaylorswift
9 months ago
lol you’re cooked
Apsalar
9 months ago
time did not pass
n/a
9 months ago
No ban for x and time pass i wonder why do not close the market
Apsalar
9 months ago
as someone who lost quite a bit of money betting on NO, I can promise you that I wasn't trying to gaslight you. I listened to the clip and felt like you guys were trying to gaslight me because I did not hear "teacher" at all, but we should just accept that we heard it differently and I have to accept that my version is in the minority.
Apsalar
9 months ago
no comment
WindWalk2
9 months ago
If it does get disputed, how long will it take to fully resolve?
Apsalar
9 months ago
this is polymarket's black and blue dress. i'm starting to worry that i might be one of those white and gold morons
Apsalar
9 months ago
2 days ish
WindWalk2
9 months ago
If it does get disputed, how long will it take to fully resolve?
Apsalar
9 months ago
if someone proposes it, trust me it will get disputed. would just propose NO myself, but unfortunately it's a P4 right now
BlackSky123
9 months ago
Dispute it then, fuckwad.
Apsalar
9 months ago
thankfully nobody from the scam squad is on the other side, so we should be safe. he did not say "teacher" and no amount of gaslighting can change that fact.
Anon5215
9 months ago
He skipped over the entire word. Nobody got it from the live interview which is the resolution source. Another scam is about to go down
Apsalar
9 months ago
don't believe your lying ears! this is orwellian!
Apsalar
9 months ago
video is clear. he did not articulate the word "teacher". he meant to say it, but that doesn't matter.
Apsalar
9 months ago
SHES A WITCH
Apsalar
9 months ago
you can never be too meta
0xE42c9d2ef
9 months ago
Can we also get a market for this one or is that too meta?
Apsalar
9 months ago
I don't think it's Dune
Apsalar
9 months ago
this is my new favorite type of market
Apsalar
9 months ago
what would the dispute be? there is going to be a mathematical fact of the matter. and this makes it far more difficult to manipulate
coolguy69
10 months ago
I'm staying out of this one just cuz I know it'll go to dispute
Apsalar
9 months ago
why don't you propose it then?
JPVR
10 months ago
Can any one explain what argument anyone would have to dispute de resolution of 1 launch as NO? Would love to hear good arguments
Apsalar
9 months ago
do you have a case other than just saying "it's obvious"
DanVMia
10 months ago
what case does the NO camp have? Seems obvious Trump will improve on black support... YES is a great bet here
Apsalar
9 months ago
thanks for another well thought-out reply! i think your analysis is pretty solid imo but suggest remaining skeptical of the crosstabs in most cases. very rare for polymarket. those ec market you're invested in is one of the markets i was referring to, but i think there are others as well.
0x63325293geDetgu4g028d8hh9dDegjAsuneg44
10 months ago
I was v curious where you are coming from and appreciate the reply. wrt abortion on the ballot, look, you may be right; although imho if it's to have an impact anywhere it will be most felt in FL because unlike other states that need 50% to pass, FL requires 60%. Consequently on Polymarket "Which states will pass amendments protecting abortion?" FL is only 64% vs 95% in most states. Ie it's really not a done-deal, it's a tight race and that's going to to mean more turnout amongst women who might not otherwise have bothered (as opposed to most states where it's a done deal), and obv are women lean KH this election. Let's say conservatively turnout is 5% more due to women, and they lean 5% KH that's 0.25%; hmm not much, might finally have to look at crosstabs :P Oh wait, here's a pitch: did you see a poll where leans are broken down by age, and in that poll Gen-Z lean 40% KH, and they also have the lowest turnout typically, and probably have the most abortions? Hmm, maybe 1%? hoho. Wrt correlated markets, I'm in ec already, but maybe you have a bigger brain meaning :) anyway thanks again for reply, gl.
Apsalar
9 months ago
you might be the only account on here that I actually trust to have inside info on this... what's the scoop?
0xmaniac
9 months ago
BREAKING: BARRON IS HEADED TO NYU: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Apsalar
10 months ago
I think you are overrating the impact the abortion and weed ballot measures will have. i also think that even if you do think florida is being undervalued here, there are other correlated markets where you can get a better value.
0x63325293geDetgu4g028d8hh9dDegjAsuneg44
10 months ago
I'm not sure how to ping both, so sorry will copy pasta; Trump is only +4 in Florida, and there's abortion and weed on the ballot so KH outperforms polling. How can you believe Harris will win overall, but not have a good chance at Florida? Many swing states are polling within a point of 2020 results, including Florida (my point being Florida's polling +4 Trump is probably what you'd expect rather than freaky outlier stuff). GOP is the obvious winner in Florida, but if you already have a pro-KH view nationally how are you not liking Florida odds at 18%? You already think she'll win 1-2% nationally if you have a pro-KH view (otherwise it's a toss-up with today's polling) and you both have positions in it! And you must admit she's likely to outperform polling with abortion and weed which will help with female and dem turnout. But you think 82% likely that KH won't win 2 extra points to narrowly win FL? You're not one of the ppl conflating presidential and gubernatorial elections are you? I just find it nuts. At 18% you could quintuple your money with a KH buy; or risk shedloads for a 25% ROIC with a GOP buy. Fair play and good luck, I just think there are easier ways to win 25% ROIC!
Apsalar
10 months ago
i think there's a bit more worth knowing
SPECK
10 months ago
trump won in 2016 and still lost NH all you gotta know
Apsalar
10 months ago
please bet on this market instead. i have shares to get rid of. https://polymarket.com/event/rfk-jr-endorses-trump-before-november/rfk-jr-endorses-trump-before-november
Apsalar
10 months ago
This comment section deserves a better class of schizo
Apsalar
10 months ago
yes she will! (but not florida)
YatSen
10 months ago
Harris will win!
Apsalar
10 months ago
it is quite literally impossible for this to resolve NO
Morgan101
10 months ago
As someone who missed the GameStop wave, this feels like my diamond hands moment.
Apsalar
10 months ago
@Yatsen I wanted those!
Apsalar
10 months ago
dispute it coward!
Apsalar
10 months ago
the poly whales and the uma whales are two different groups of people
Borgo
10 months ago
The reason that the vote isnt being revealed is so that the whales have time to get out. You really think they would wait to show vote for 24 hrs if it turned out "yes"? Hell no, they would burn us up.
Apsalar
10 months ago
mr stark i don't feel so good
Apsalar
10 months ago
with pleasure
zeko
10 months ago
im gonna laugh hard at cucks who talk shit with no, but if you win sure you can take my 1$ lmfao
Apsalar
10 months ago
yes. today's games are particularily low volume because there are no liquidity rewards
MOA
10 months ago
When we get to regular season, will there be more volume?
Apsalar
10 months ago
i learn from the worst!
Eridpnc
10 months ago
good strategy apsalar. Decrapp be proud of you
Apsalar
10 months ago
buy titans high. buy saints high. repeat.
Apsalar
10 months ago
Alireza is very lucky the Great GM Hikaru isn't competing
Apsalar
10 months ago
shade never made anybody less gay
Sit
10 months ago
I'm pretty sure she got some shade from supporting Biden, or am I wrong? That was the first time she had shared her political views too. Why would she make that mistake again?
Apsalar
10 months ago
lol
baal
10 months ago
@polymarket @UMA try blindly ripping off people for hundreds of thousands of dollars IRL and watch how fast you end up in a wheelchair. This is a predictions gambling market with RULES
Apsalar
10 months ago
I just want to understand how you think it's possible to know that I'm a "commie voter" based on my predictions of how specific markets will resolve.
baal
10 months ago
@polymarket @UMA try blindly ripping off people for hundreds of thousands of dollars IRL and watch how fast you end up in a wheelchair. This is a predictions gambling market with RULES
Apsalar
10 months ago
I don't think you understand how prediction markets work.
baal
10 months ago
@polymarket @UMA try blindly ripping off people for hundreds of thousands of dollars IRL and watch how fast you end up in a wheelchair. This is a predictions gambling market with RULES
Apsalar
10 months ago
in a bit under 2 hours
cockbrain
10 months ago
wen resolve
Apsalar
10 months ago
Help me Darth Vooncer. You're my only hope.
Apsalar
10 months ago
me and the boys on the way to burn hundreds of thousands of dollars so we can lose a few thousand in this market a day from now instead of today
Apsalar
10 months ago
your heart is in the right place
EmpirePending
10 months ago
Why would they add clarification rather than resolving it? Because they’re not confident themselves
Apsalar
10 months ago
actual scam that ignores precedent. sad!
Apsalar
10 months ago
i was buying YES but have now switched sides. should have read the rules more carefully. the bernie precedent for "formal endorsement" is just too strong. not too late for other YES holders to sell, but soon it will be!
Apsalar
10 months ago
some bot has gone full schizo
Apsalar
10 months ago
genius!
KamalaCurry
10 months ago
Will "Will Kamala flip Trump on Polymarket in August?" go under 50% in August?
Apsalar
10 months ago
me too!
gabrieldyson
10 months ago
I like the "other" option
Apsalar
10 months ago
new type of scam squad bout to drop
Apsalar
10 months ago
around what time is he scheduled to speak?
Apsalar
10 months ago
like half of the time people pronounce his name they say it that way. it does not significantly alter the intended name.
DeucePapi
10 months ago
Walz rhymes with balls. Waltz doesn't rhyme with shit. We bet that Biden would say a name wrong. What am I missing here?
Apsalar
10 months ago
@slewmoney correct
Flipp
10 months ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
10 months ago
lmao
Flipp
10 months ago
At 17:27 he also mistakes his own name and calls himself "Joey"
Apsalar
10 months ago
you can also just click the dispute button under rules. will need to put up a $750 bond in USDC.e that you won't get back if you lose the dispute
Flipp
10 months ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
10 months ago
@slewmoney https://oracle.uma.xyz/?project=Polymarket&transactionHash=0xd833100ce0217008d0868d04085c08dcd28d6c6c042078428cf47f2158458151&eventIndex=17
Flipp
10 months ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
10 months ago
so buy yes and dispute it
Flipp
10 months ago
This flips to yes if it's disputed
Apsalar
10 months ago
some people think that the israel issue is going to have a significant impact on the result in michigan
BigDoh
10 months ago
What’s with the picture
Apsalar
10 months ago
Hello darkness my old friend
Apsalar
10 months ago
thanks to the person who suggested the brackets this week! best ones we've had in a while i reckon
Apsalar
10 months ago
terrible brackets
Apsalar
10 months ago
I WILL NOT SELL
Apsalar
10 months ago
in my defense i only paid $50 for those 50k shares
Donkov
10 months ago
bro.. what did you do?
Apsalar
10 months ago
imagine my sock
Apsalar
10 months ago
Car aka betbetloselose going big on NO shares. interesting
Apsalar
10 months ago
don't thank me. thank perplexity.
Apsalar
10 months ago
Grok AI has not yet banned image generation of Donald Trump. However, AI technology is rapidly evolving, with significant advancements in generative AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT and Google Gemini. These tools are transforming how we find answers on the internet, but they also face challenges such as hallucination problems and antitrust scrutiny. Meanwhile, companies like Amazon are rolling out AI shopping assistants, and Meta AI is integrating AI into VR headsets. Despite these developments, there is no current news indicating that Grok AI has banned image generation of Trump.
Apsalar
10 months ago
Google's Pixel 9 series, launched on August 14, 2024, features new AI capabilities including Gemini Live, Pixel Screenshots, and Pixel Studio. This rollout highlights the ongoing advancements in AI technology, which could influence how platforms like Grok manage image generation policies.
PokerBrat
10 months ago
Thanks for the slop bro
Apsalar
10 months ago
Grok AI has not yet banned image generation of Donald Trump. However, AI technology is rapidly evolving, with significant advancements in generative AI tools like OpenAI's ChatGPT and Google Gemini. These tools are transforming how we find answers on the internet, but they also face challenges such as hallucination problems and antitrust scrutiny. Meanwhile, companies like Amazon are rolling out AI shopping assistants, and Meta AI is integrating AI into VR headsets. Despite these developments, there is no current news indicating that Grok AI has banned image generation of Trump.
Apsalar
10 months ago
One of these days Trump WILL say "crypto"! And on that blessed day all the brave souls who keep betting on it will still be down!
Apsalar
10 months ago
Never attribute to alpha that which is adequately explained by stupidity
Fred19999
10 months ago
Why is Apsalar buying up No?
Apsalar
10 months ago
abort! abort!
Apsalar
10 months ago
the livestreams for both launches have the altitude visible on the screen
VibesGreaterRules
10 months ago
If anyone has a link to flight heights - please link!
Apsalar
10 months ago
i'm in the same boat. too scared to propose but quite confident that a proposal would pass.
VibesGreaterRules
10 months ago
There were two launches this year (2024) so far, but I'm not sure if both reached the 62 miles height. I'm like 98% sure...
Apsalar
10 months ago
wow this ended up being way more interesting than expected
Apsalar
10 months ago
tempting
X9504
10 months ago
They're selling dollars for 0.1 cents
Apsalar
10 months ago
Will Stancil write-in campaign gonna come in with a steel chair
Apsalar
10 months ago
thank pimp stancil
Apsalar
10 months ago
hotttt
n/a
10 months ago
Trump posting every 30 minutes on Truth Social. So far only 1 pinned interview tweet on Twitter.
Apsalar
10 months ago
i sure hope that isn't barron lol
EdgyUsername
10 months ago
What seemed to be a simple trade is actually far more complex and nerve wracking than I imagined. Not sure why I expected otherwise. lol
Apsalar
10 months ago
are you that guy?
WhoIsMakingTheseMarkets
10 months ago
NGMI
Apsalar
10 months ago
just woke up from a long nap... what happened?
Apsalar
10 months ago
bro will not stop yapping
Apsalar
10 months ago
lol him calling kamala hot made it all worth it
Apsalar
10 months ago
i can excuse the fascism but i draw the line at being this boring
Apsalar
10 months ago
oh shit oh fuck
X9504
10 months ago
BRB gotta send some tweets
Apsalar
10 months ago
bet against me coward
X9504
10 months ago
You are toast bro
Apsalar
10 months ago
STOP THE COUNT!
Apsalar
10 months ago
MOBAMA
Whome
10 months ago
Holy crap. There are some truly insane people on this planet.
Apsalar
10 months ago
@JeffBezos why are you selling?
Apsalar
10 months ago
ask and you shall receive
l987
11 months ago
we need a 'will Taylor swift be at the DNC' market
Apsalar
10 months ago
In speed chess the Great GM Hikaru is UNMATCHED!
Apsalar
10 months ago
Will Stancil killed my neighbor. My neighbor was a Nazi. I'm Will Stancil and I approve this message.
Apsalar
10 months ago
Sorry I don't have an opinion on this market. Aenews hasn't taken up a large position yet.
Apsalar
10 months ago
You're buying YES because you decoded and reverse engineered NASA's model and then plugged in the entirely of this months' data. I'm buying YES because I trust aenews to do that for me. We are not the same.
Apsalar
10 months ago
a bit too much of an overcorrection methinks
Apsalar
10 months ago
LIONS LIONS LIONS
Apsalar
10 months ago
if anyone disputes now i will be very disappointed. don't waste your money!
Apsalar
10 months ago
how sure are we that 1 can be proposed?
Apsalar
10 months ago
I don't know what time make of this market, but I see that NO is offering me a higher return on investment so I will join that team.
Apsalar
10 months ago
she is whatever will make her the most money. love her for it.
Pietrop11599
10 months ago
Isnt she a Republican?
Apsalar
10 months ago
oops
oxamo
10 months ago
There's a typo "Harris by 0.1-0.5" should be "Harris by 0.1-0.4"
Apsalar
10 months ago
hi
Erty
10 months ago
Hi
Apsalar
10 months ago
you cooked. congrats.
Laura
10 months ago
Shoutout to the yes buyers who have just joined the party 🫡
Apsalar
10 months ago
and we love him for that
🤺JustPunched
10 months ago
Maduro is the true OG scam squad.
Apsalar
10 months ago
scam squad might just pull this off
Apsalar
10 months ago
ITS A WALZ STORY BABY JUST SAY YES!!!!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
10 months ago
you learned the wrong lesson from me if you're singing these songs nobody ever heard of. I was singing Taylor Swift.
Apsalar
10 months ago
Now in Minnesota there's ten pretty women / There's a shoulder where Death comes to cry / There's a lobby with nine hundred windows / There's a tree where the doves go to die / There's a piece that was torn from the morning / And it hangs in the Gallery of Frost / Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay / Take Tim Walz, take Tim Walz / Take his broken waist in your hand
Apsalar
10 months ago
mama mia
Apsalar
10 months ago
oh you were being sarcastic. does that mean it actually is over?
BM5II5KJN2
10 months ago
Nice cope
Apsalar
10 months ago
nice
BM5II5KJN2
10 months ago
Yes, because it's not who finishes first (which is a physical fact) but rather the ICO who votes on the winner
Apsalar
10 months ago
anyone know if it can still be overturned?
Apsalar
10 months ago
i still don't think he won
Apsalar
10 months ago
remind me
aenews2
10 months ago
Guys, remember the last time when there was an obvious favorite candidate and slowly everyone issued statements against them or endorsed another person? Yeah I forget what happened there..
Apsalar
10 months ago
in the sense that he's donating his money charity that's certainly true
CompulsiveGambler
10 months ago
You are doing gods work
Apsalar
10 months ago
you know aenews is sweating it when he resorts to arguing in the comments
aenews2
10 months ago
Keep buying N guys, I double dog dare you! As a Bernie Bro, I believe in my guy to set the record straight.
Apsalar
10 months ago
we won't know for sure what this is about until they issue a clarification for this market.
CouchWhale
10 months ago
so this is bet on if maduro loses power till 10th january?
Apsalar
10 months ago
in case you missed it, polymarket has already tweeted that this market should basically just resolve to whoever ends up being the next president, regardless of whether there was fraud. Their twitter account can be pretty stupid, but this is the type of statement that's hard to walk back on. https://x.com/Polymarket/status/1817953063774069099
Apsalar
10 months ago
unfortunately walz is now commie timmy
Apsalar
10 months ago
predictit's liquidity is significantly worse
0xwald
10 months ago
you know why? because poly is flawed. look at kellys liquidity. he might cost 6c but there isnt any liquidity to grab which means there are no sellers at that price.
Apsalar
10 months ago
they can (and will) vote that the proposal was submitted too early which effectively postpones it.
sabotage
10 months ago
Does polymarket have to definitively resolve this one way or another in 19 hours or they can postpone it?
Apsalar
10 months ago
A quorum has been reached. There is now a 100% chance that this will resolve to YES in under 19 hours. If you don't sell your NO shares before then you will get NOTHING! SELL!!!
Apsalar
10 months ago
i had 500 less shares before seeing your comment ;)
MIKEXE
10 months ago
free money
Apsalar
10 months ago
unfortunately my new rule is to always bet against anything someone calls "free money"
MIKEXE
10 months ago
free money
Apsalar
10 months ago
damn i really do think beshear helps her the least out of te top options
Apsalar
10 months ago
correct. the voting period is seperated into two 24 hour periods. During the first period people vote, and during the second period people reveal their votes. At the moment there are 16 hours left in the first period. Once the second period starts you will be able to see how people voted as their vote gets revealed.
backflip
10 months ago
When will the final decision be taken? Last night it said in 2/3 hours with a clock counting down...
Apsalar
10 months ago
i also was confused for a second. what happened was this got proposed twice. when that happens the vote on the first proposal is ignored in favor of the vote on the second proposal. so while the first vote is complete and was overwhelmingly for a YES resolution (see here https://vote.uma.xyz/). But now we need to wait for the second vote to be finished before the market closes and the payout occurs.
backflip
10 months ago
When will the final decision be taken? Last night it said in 2/3 hours with a clock counting down...
Apsalar
10 months ago
I promise you this will resolve to YES in under 48 hours. Sell your NO shares now before they become worthless.
Apsalar
10 months ago
@mkrv4 if you scroll down to "recent past votes" you will see the first vote there. YES received 99.99% of the vote.
Apsalar
10 months ago
@mkrv4 the vote has already ended, so it is guaranteed to resolve to YES. It's taking a bit longer to go through the system than normal, but should be any minute now. You can see this and all other votes at https://vote.uma.xyz/
Apsalar
10 months ago
nevermind! there's a second dispute! we have to wait another couple of days to get our money (it will resolve to yes then). my bad.
Apsalar
10 months ago
@mkrv4 the vote has already ended, so it is guaranteed to resolve to YES. It's taking a bit longer to go through the system than normal, but should be any minute now. You can see this and all other votes at https://vote.uma.xyz/
Apsalar
10 months ago
@mkrv4 the vote has already ended, so it is guaranteed to resolve to YES. It's taking a bit longer to go through the system than normal, but should be any minute now. You can see this and all other votes at https://vote.uma.xyz/
Hhgcfdd
10 months ago
Why do the yes addresses on the leaderboard continue to buy crazily even though there is no profit? Is it to clear all the sell orders?
Apsalar
10 months ago
i am buying yes because it is going to resolve to yes in the next few minutes
Hhgcfdd
10 months ago
Why do the yes addresses on the leaderboard continue to buy crazily even though there is no profit? Is it to clear all the sell orders?
Apsalar
10 months ago
why don't they just copy the trump campaign's regulatory framework? are they stupid?
reubadoob
10 months ago
Advisers to Vice President Kamala Harris’s campaign have been contacting key players in the crypto industry to develop relationships that could eventually inform a regulatory framework, sources told the Financial Times.
Apsalar
10 months ago
And I'll dance with you in Minnesota / I'll be wearing a river's disguise / The hyacinth wild on my shoulder / My mouth on the dew of your thighs / And I'll bury my soul in a scrapbook / With the photographs there, and the moss / And I'll yield to the flood of your beauty / My cheap violin and my cross / And you'll carry me down on your dancing / To the pools that you lift on your wrist / Oh my love, Oh my love / Pick Tim Walz, pick Tim Walz / He's yours now / He's all that there is
Apsalar
10 months ago
@ManL if a dispute occurs then the winner of the dispute wins $250. So you would get back $1,000 after putiing up a $750 bond.
0xBdA66338abEA664ca7EC717cfC12C4c3e536De93-1721707590808
10 months ago
Does anyone know how long the odds are open?
Apsalar
10 months ago
it will stay open until a user proposes a resolution (to do so you need to put up a $750 bond that you will lose if another user disputes your proposal and then UMA deems your proposal untrue. if nobody disputes your proposal, you will get your bond back along with a $5 reward and the market will close after two hours).
0xBdA66338abEA664ca7EC717cfC12C4c3e536De93-1721707590808
10 months ago
Does anyone know how long the odds are open?
Apsalar
10 months ago
the most expected result happened yet somehow polymarket's rules fail to give precise instructions on how to resolve in this case lol
Apsalar
10 months ago
i like the way you think!
UndefeatedElectionForecaster
10 months ago
Given the uncertainty in the election, I think we can all agree the fairest way to handle things would be to declare a military junta as the winner
Apsalar
10 months ago
idk
n/a
10 months ago
How
Apsalar
10 months ago
STOP THE STEAL!
Apsalar
10 months ago
not really
n/a
10 months ago
Very close tight race
Apsalar
10 months ago
I hope Kamala is taking notes!
Apsalar
11 months ago
anyone have a link to the nyt needle?
Apsalar
11 months ago
what do you think my other shares are for!
debased
11 months ago
Wrong market?
Apsalar
11 months ago
it was always Walz
Apsalar
11 months ago
mfs just be calling anything a bayesian analysis
ROROfrom16
11 months ago
with the latest polls at 55 / 45, combined with the risk of maduro rigging the elections, a bayesian analysis shows Maduro gets fewer votes and can't rig the election: 26.85%. Maduro gets fewer votes and manages to rig the election: 28.15 Maduro gets more votes without rigging: 45%.
Apsalar
11 months ago
In 2016, Trump won 6/7 of the listed swing states. In 2020, Joe Biden won 6/7 of them.
Apsalar
11 months ago
there is definitely a significant chance, although joe biden dropping out diminished it
Apsalar
11 months ago
there is definitely a significant chance, although joe biden dropping out diminished it
Keer
11 months ago
This beyond dumb. No chance he will win every swing state.
Apsalar
11 months ago
let's see if betting the opposite of anything anyone calls "free money" remains undefeated
Deppockets
11 months ago
no is free money literlly
Apsalar
11 months ago
@Squee where the fuck are your shares coward
Apsalar
11 months ago
Tim Walz, Tim Walz, Tim Walz, Tim Walz / With his very own breath of brandy and Death / Dragging his tail in the sea
Apsalar
11 months ago
There's a concert hall in Minnesota / Where his mouth had a thousand reviews / There's a bar where the boys have stopped talking / They've been sentenced to death by the blues / Ah, but who is it climbs to his picture / With a garland of freshly cut tears? / Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay / Take Tim Walz, take Tim Walz / Take Tim Walz, he's been dying for years
Apsalar
11 months ago
Tim Walz, Tim Walz, Tim Walz, Tim Walz / With his very own breath of brandy and Death / Dragging his tail in the sea
Apsalar
11 months ago
Tim Walz, Tim Walz, Tim Walz, Tim Walz / With his very own breath of brandy and Death / Dragging his tail in the sea
Apsalar
11 months ago
so we've had a Michelle pump, a Biden pump. a Michelle pump, a Hillary pump, a Michelle pump, a Gavin pump, and a Michelle pump. When are we going to get an Other pump?
Apsalar
11 months ago
i know for a fact that you would bet on him
Wojtek
11 months ago
rasmr sucks at this job, I would not bet on him.
Apsalar
11 months ago
Oh I want him, I want him, I want him / On a chair with a dead magazine / In the cave at the tip of the lily / In some hallway where love's never been / On a bed where the moon has been sweating / In a cry filled with footsteps and sand / Ay, Ay, Ay, Ay / Pick Tim Walz, pick Tim Walz / Take his broken waist in your hand
Apsalar
11 months ago
Now in Minnesota there's ten pretty women / There's a shoulder where Death comes to cry / There's a lobby with nine hundred windows / There's a tree where the doves go to die / There's a piece that was torn from the morning / And it hangs in the Gallery of Frost / At, Ay, Ay, Ay / Take Tim Walz, take Tim Walz / Take Tim Walz with a clamp on his jaws
Apsalar
11 months ago
Now in Minnesota there's ten pretty women / There's a shoulder where Death comes to cry / There's a lobby with nine hundred windows / There's a tree where the doves go to die / There's a piece that was torn from the morning / And it hangs in the Gallery of Frost / At, Ay, Ay, Ay / Take Tim Walz, take Tim Walz / Take Tim Walz with a clamp on his jaws
Apsalar
11 months ago
Tim Walz is fast becoming a fan favorite amongst twitter leftists. Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.
Apsalar
11 months ago
if you still think more than one is off the table, now is the time to buy!
corncob
1 year ago
Only 32% chance of 1 cut but 80% chance of a cut by December in the other market?
Apsalar
11 months ago
betting the opposite side whenever someone calls anything "free money" remains undefeated
nicktoosick
11 months ago
3 (NO) at 71 cents is free money
Apsalar
11 months ago
how dare polymarket make a taylor swift death market. this is an outrage!
Apsalar
11 months ago
🔮🔮🔮🔮🔮
Apsalar
11 months ago
notice how there is no argument made against Walz
n/a
11 months ago
Kamala Cooper has a nice ring to it. At 16 cents, this is not a bad yes. I don't think beshear is bad at 8 cents either. Shapiro? Like that Ben guy? Cursed name, won't be selected. The only people betting Mark Kelly are Whales of Loss.
Apsalar
11 months ago
It was always YES
Apsalar
11 months ago
talk to me when they invent a Tim Walz coin. until then shut the fuck up.
Apsalar
11 months ago
sounds like an open field to me "The DNC laid out three qualifications to be considered for the nomination: A candidate must file a formal declaration of candidacy with the DNC, meet party and legal qualifications to be president and secure at least 300 delegate signatures, no more than 50 of whom come from one state delegation. The nomination process, depending on how many candidates qualify, will be completed between Aug. 1 and Aug. 7."https://www.politico.com/live-updates/2024/07/22/kamala-harris-campaign-biden-drop-out/dnc-rollcall-harris-00170506
VibesGreaterRules
11 months ago
What is an "open field"?
Apsalar
11 months ago
I have information that will lead to the arrest of TrumpLoser
Apsalar
11 months ago
below me is a guy who just sold 2,000 Y shares
Apsalar
11 months ago
bernie WAS the compromise
LuckyTrump
11 months ago
there will be no compromise lol
Apsalar
11 months ago
I will be voting NO if this goes to a dispute in UMA. Might be willing to compromise for a 50-50 resolution considering that we have no way of knowing how this would resolve without the view bot..
Apsalar
11 months ago
tip me $99 and i wont get the bot taken down, final offer
Apsalar
11 months ago
kamala IS brat
Apsalar
11 months ago
HReiner is a new user who was tricked in to losing money. Shame on TrumpLoser
Apsalar
11 months ago
TrumpLoser is unethical and tricks new users in to losing money. Shame on him
Apsalar
11 months ago
sounds like something that already happened!
Shayku
11 months ago
A blitz primary is defined as Joe Biden withdrawing from the race, and multiple candidates are given the chance to become the Democratic nominee for President of the United States in an open field.
Apsalar
11 months ago
many people are saying this!
COOKAH
11 months ago
Kamala just requested for Tim Walz to be vetted. seems like no brainer.
Apsalar
11 months ago
but what about jd vance. will he debate harris?
Car
11 months ago
Trump Confirmed he will debate Harris
Apsalar
11 months ago
what the fuck is happening here
Apsalar
11 months ago
i pray to god he doesn't know shit
Car
11 months ago
700K on biden not finishing his term is nuts. What does he know?
Apsalar
11 months ago
a pleasure doing business with you
CouchWhale
11 months ago
https://x.com/KThomasDC/status/1815556874063790575 Harris campaign asked Cooper, Kelly, Shapiro, Whitmer, Walz, Pritzker to submit documents for a vetting process. Beshear told CNN he hasn't been asked to submit info at this point.
Apsalar
11 months ago
JB it is then!
CouchWhale
11 months ago
https://x.com/KThomasDC/status/1815556874063790575 Harris campaign asked Cooper, Kelly, Shapiro, Whitmer, Walz, Pritzker to submit documents for a vetting process. Beshear told CNN he hasn't been asked to submit info at this point.
Apsalar
11 months ago
Walz you say?
CouchWhale
11 months ago
https://x.com/KThomasDC/status/1815556874063790575 Harris campaign asked Cooper, Kelly, Shapiro, Whitmer, Walz, Pritzker to submit documents for a vetting process. Beshear told CNN he hasn't been asked to submit info at this point.
Apsalar
11 months ago
OWNED
Car
11 months ago
Biden just called in to Harris campaign. Good luck with your NO shares!
Apsalar
11 months ago
is that why you aren't buying yes? CRINGE CAR!
Car
11 months ago
Biden just called in to Harris campaign. Good luck with your NO shares!
Apsalar
11 months ago
it's happening. the exact phrase "blitz primary" doesn't need to be used.
Salveenee
11 months ago
"This market will resolve to "Yes" if the Democrats announce they will hold a blitz primary for the 2024 US Presidential Election, by July 31, 2024, 11:59 PM ET". Not happened yet my man
Apsalar
11 months ago
does voice count? you have to be awake to talk. unless if he's a sleeptalker.
Apsalar
11 months ago
calling it now: her odds to be pres break 45 cents the day this drops if it drops
Apsalar
11 months ago
i'd prefer to keep buying yes until the market agrees that it's over
Shayku
11 months ago
So propose a resolution.
Apsalar
11 months ago
Under this definition, I believe a blitz primary has already begun: "A blitz primary is defined as Joe Biden withdrawing from the race, and multiple candidates are given the chance to become the Democratic nominee for President of the United States in an open field."
Apsalar
11 months ago
I think Tim Walz makes the most sense because I have a lot of his shares.
Apsalar
11 months ago
i would propose NO now, but i think it might technically be a p4 until august 19 because of the lack of an early resolution clause
BUBASIIK
11 months ago
If we don't propose a resolution of 'no' now, later it can be used as an argument to defend the absurd decision of 'yes'.
Apsalar
11 months ago
nope. it's much more common for them to write bad rules and then rule against the literal interpretation of the rules in favor of the clear spirit of the market.
JanusofDoors
11 months ago
Just checking the temperature: is it common for Polymarket to fall on the side of absurd resolutions, like "Obama called for Biden to resign when he endorsed Kamala" after he had already dropped out?
Apsalar
11 months ago
Hilldawg ahead of Mobama? What is the world coming to
Apsalar
11 months ago
SCAMMED
Apsalar
11 months ago
somebody! pop that cat's bubble!
Apsalar
11 months ago
😹🫵
Apsalar
11 months ago
so true!
Shayku
11 months ago
Walz is very underpriced right now
Apsalar
11 months ago
they issued a clarification (see above) saying it will resolve to Trump if that happens
TroySL
11 months ago
How is this resolved if Biden drops out?
Apsalar
11 months ago
getting closer!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
11 months ago
ASSPILER on Trump? It's resolving Biden 😥
Apsalar
11 months ago
it's 2016 huffpo tier i fear
vote.fun
11 months ago
this ai programmed by libtards
Apsalar
11 months ago
yes there should, and you shouldn't convert any NO shares until they add it. Don't worry, I'm reminding them daily.
Shayku
11 months ago
Shouldn't there be an 'other' choice here?
Apsalar
11 months ago
sad!
aenews2
11 months ago
It was over the second you bought!
Apsalar
11 months ago
you maga people are so fucking lucky
Apsalar
11 months ago
it has not
smallbet6
11 months ago
Wait I think the thing has begun
Apsalar
11 months ago
"JustAcar bought 800 Yes at 73.6¢ ($589)" 37 s ago
Car
11 months ago
its so over for YES holders
Apsalar
11 months ago
the walls are closing in on diddy!
Apsalar
11 months ago
you are looking at the wrong coin. https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/mog-coin/
JohnathanDoe
11 months ago
its based on Dexscreners available marketcap I belive. Ie: token is made and burnt 99.99% of supply , but dexscreener mcap shows 10M, but fake "rea;l" mcap is $1B? i dont think so.
Apsalar
11 months ago
Mog just hit an all-time high of .0000024 on dexscreener. It appears to have a max supply of 420,690,000,000,000. If those are the correct two number to use in the fdv calculation, then mog just became the first cat coin to hit $1 billion.
Apsalar
11 months ago
say what you will about Nate Silver's sexuality, but this G. Elliott Morris person is dumber!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
11 months ago
Nate Silver is quite literally a dumb faggot
Apsalar
11 months ago
you are correct to assume yes, i assume
Yammy
11 months ago
Also want to know. I assume yes
Apsalar
11 months ago
how sure of a "for sure" is that?
dolymrkt
11 months ago
He is for sure going to say at least something
Apsalar
11 months ago
thank you relay!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
11 months ago
I proposed the Vance market. You'll have your money in 2 hours, winners! "THANK YOU RELAY" - everyone but the CRYIN REWARD FARMERS
Apsalar
11 months ago
538's fall off post Nate Silver needs to be studied
Apsalar
11 months ago
well what are the odds of that happening? surely it can't be more than 10 percent
AiBets
11 months ago
what if biden drops out lol
Apsalar
11 months ago
it was always kamala
Apsalar
11 months ago
what would be the point of that?
endcornerstone
11 months ago
It wouldnt take that much money to rig this market. And on Poly people can hide behind blockchain and not capped like P.I. If it turns out to be Rubio then it probably is.
Apsalar
11 months ago
Grok is woke unfortunately
bali
11 months ago
Easiest cash ever is to buy "Republican". I asked Grok and he said "The shooter at the Trump rally was identified as Thomas Matthew Crooks, a 20-year-old from Bethel Park, Pennsylvania. According to state voter records, he was a registered Republican. So, the shooter was a Republican. Based on the information provided, there is no evidence to suggest that Thomas Matthew Crooks was a Democrat. The donation made in 2021 was not from him, and he was registered as a Republican."
Apsalar
11 months ago
it's a term from a tom cruise movie. if you watch it on netflix i think you can see the french subtitles
Nostramoney
11 months ago
I'm french and i don't understand what is the meaning of "Rogue actor" can someone explain it to me ?
Apsalar
11 months ago
because it could be overwhelmed by other political activities. for example, he might have voted for biden in 2020 and since posted about regretting his vote on twitter, started supporting nick fuentes, joined conservative orgs, etc
Car
11 months ago
huh why not? It shows "political activity" like the rules say.
Apsalar
11 months ago
if that was the case there would be no point for this market to exist
Gamblearning
11 months ago
Does shooting at the Republican nominee count as a Democratic act?
Apsalar
11 months ago
in my opinion, no
Car
11 months ago
is the voting record not enough?
Apsalar
11 months ago
suggest reading the (terribly written) rules in full
Apsalar
11 months ago
the real question is what if he's both
n/a
11 months ago
What if neither?
Apsalar
11 months ago
new york post by itself sure aint it
SendMeMoneyPlease
11 months ago
So what counts as a “definitive consensus” because just one major outlet has so far
Apsalar
11 months ago
@Alicia are you a professorx alt?
Apsalar
11 months ago
indeed, but oh well. i knew market making something like this would be risky going into it. you live and you learn.
MtrxZ
11 months ago
Very bad for a site of this importance
Apsalar
11 months ago
especially when polymarket's ui fucks me up lol
MtrxZ
11 months ago
Football is dangerous and cruel
Apsalar
11 months ago
made a little oopsie
MtrxZ
11 months ago
Are you ok ? Saw you kept buying more Netherlands shares
Apsalar
11 months ago
CHAOS
Apsalar
11 months ago
shoot shoot goal goal!
Car
11 months ago
LFG.
Apsalar
11 months ago
NETHERLANDS
Apsalar
11 months ago
@CrunchWrapoDeLaFuente you realize that liquidity rewards aren't zero-sum right? what's even the point of you pushing people slightly under other than to be annoying?
Apsalar
11 months ago
I'm sorry. bobe2 forced my hand.
Apsalar
11 months ago
2 hours left!
Apsalar
11 months ago
So true!
Matthias
11 months ago
this will die if you dont adjust rewards
Apsalar
11 months ago
it was always ERIC
Apsalar
11 months ago
i don't know what most of those words mean i just copy the sportsbooks lol
InNeedof10x
11 months ago
France not scoring a real goal, winning with only 3 goals, including 2 own goals and one penalty might give him the conviction. Nevertheless anything can happen, maybe Griezmann doesn't miss this time two 100 Percent chances and they win.
Apsalar
11 months ago
you know so much about French politics but are still losing money on it to someone who doesn't even know what a Macron is. Hilarious!
NotVichy
11 months ago
I disputed. Again: Ensemble WON. Ensemble is a party in France and Renaissance IS Ensemble. "ENSEMBLE POUR LA MAJORITÉ PRÉSIDENTIELLE Associations loi du 1er juillet 1901 PARUE LE : 10 mai 2022 TYPE D’ANNONCE : Modification NUMÉRO RNA : W922019372 N° DE PARUTION : 20220019 N° D’ANNONCE : 1585 TITRE : ENSEMBLE POUR LA MAJORITÉ PRÉSIDENTIELLE L’ANCIEN TITRE : RENAISSANCE" Source: https://www.journal-officiel.gouv.fr/pages/associations-detail-annonce/?q.id=id:202200191585. "Déclaration à la préfecture de police Ancien titre : RENAISSANCE Nouveau titre : ENSEMBLE POUR LA MAJORITÉ PRÉSIDENTIELLE. Siège social : 14, rue Mathilde Girault, 92300 Levallois-Perret. Transféré, nouvelle adresse : 25, rue d'Edimbourg, 75008 Paris 8e. Date de la déclaration : 5 mai 2022."
Apsalar
11 months ago
if you wanted to get rid of $750 you could have just sent me a tip
NotVichy
11 months ago
I disputed. Again: Ensemble WON. Ensemble is a party in France and Renaissance IS Ensemble. "ENSEMBLE POUR LA MAJORITÉ PRÉSIDENTIELLE Associations loi du 1er juillet 1901 PARUE LE : 10 mai 2022 TYPE D’ANNONCE : Modification NUMÉRO RNA : W922019372 N° DE PARUTION : 20220019 N° D’ANNONCE : 1585 TITRE : ENSEMBLE POUR LA MAJORITÉ PRÉSIDENTIELLE L’ANCIEN TITRE : RENAISSANCE" Source: https://www.journal-officiel.gouv.fr/pages/associations-detail-annonce/?q.id=id:202200191585. "Déclaration à la préfecture de police Ancien titre : RENAISSANCE Nouveau titre : ENSEMBLE POUR LA MAJORITÉ PRÉSIDENTIELLE. Siège social : 14, rue Mathilde Girault, 92300 Levallois-Perret. Transféré, nouvelle adresse : 25, rue d'Edimbourg, 75008 Paris 8e. Date de la déclaration : 5 mai 2022."
Apsalar
11 months ago
i can see how it looks that way, but my bag didn't exist until after i made this comment. i made this comment in response to someone buying up other.
🤺JustPunched
11 months ago
Pumping...your bags?
Apsalar
11 months ago
won by... other?
Apsalar
11 months ago
What is Joe Biden cooking
Apsalar
11 months ago
PSA: If you convert your NO shares the moment, you will not get any YES shares when they add additional options. Eventually they will add an "Other" option.
Apsalar
11 months ago
the rules make it clear that not all examples of speaking publicly without a teleprompter qualify as "public speeches." I'm not sure how this one will go, but it's definitely not clear-cut.
dolymrkt
11 months ago
https://imgur.com/n7bjzrs definitely rambling, but he's speaking publicly with no teleprompter (pretty clear), should count?
Apsalar
11 months ago
what do you mean by "anything"? like do you think that every time Biden is recorded talking in public that counts as a public speech??
VibesGreaterRules
11 months ago
"a public speech" - could be anything
Apsalar
11 months ago
who said you had to sell at a loss and what does "the nomination" have to do with anything... i'm confused?
KanyeTruther
11 months ago
There's no circumstance where i'm selling my 'Biden gives speech without teleprompter' No position at a loss. GummiMummi if you want to exit, you'll have to either hope someone else fills your orders or just play chicken and wait until the nomination. I'm not selling at breakeven or a loss opportunity cost be damned..
Apsalar
11 months ago
hmmmm i just rewatched it and there's definitely an argument that he said enough in the goodbye for it to count as a speech. still lean towards NO, but not as confident.
Apsalar
11 months ago
the market doesn't think more than 1 is off the table. if you think the market is wrong then you can make some money betting against it!
corncob
1 year ago
Only 32% chance of 1 cut but 80% chance of a cut by December in the other market?
Apsalar
11 months ago
i guess there's still a week left for this to happen. it seems like Biden has been trying to put himself out there a lot more, so it's certainly still possible.
Apsalar
11 months ago
we'll have to agree to disagree
Car
11 months ago
because an interview is not a speech. Addressing a crowd however, is a speech.
Apsalar
11 months ago
explain why saying goodbye to the crowd after concluding a speech should count as a "public speech" while a public interview should not
Car
11 months ago
rules shouldve been written better. Speech is a speech. No matter how long and no matter what its about. Rules only exclude Q&A thats often held at the end.
Apsalar
11 months ago
lol you can't seriously be arguing that an interview should also qualify just because it isn't explicitly excluded
Car
11 months ago
rules shouldve been written better. Speech is a speech. No matter how long and no matter what its about. Rules only exclude Q&A thats often held at the end.
Apsalar
11 months ago
say hi to the crown/doing an interview/conducting a q&a/etc is NOT a speech
Apsalar
11 months ago
why do you think that?
Car
11 months ago
Not before DNC Aug 19th
Apsalar
11 months ago
tfw you check the top holders tab and realize you just bet against NewJeans 😭
Apsalar
11 months ago
i think you're misunderstanding the brackets here. 1 cut represents *exactly* one cut, not *at least* one cut. The chance of at lease one cut according to this bracket would be the NO price for 0 or the combined YES prices of all the other brackets.
corncob
1 year ago
Only 32% chance of 1 cut but 80% chance of a cut by December in the other market?
Apsalar
11 months ago
I've come to talk with you again
Squee
1 year ago
Hello darkness my old friend....
Apsalar
0 years ago
psa: i suggest not proposing until lebron signs a contract with the lakers. at the moment i don't think they are technically on the same team yet.
Apsalar
0 years ago
ooooooh nevermind
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
0 years ago
Are you RETARDED, ASSPILER? Or is this some in-joke
Apsalar
0 years ago
ummmm why isn't it letting me convert my no shares????
Apsalar
0 years ago
Sharks are last on my list - other than perhaps the losers and haters of the World!
Apsalar
0 years ago
Sorry folks, I'm just not a fan of sharks - and don't worry, they will be around long after we are gone.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Shkreli: the sun will rise tomorrow ... you: THE APOCALYPSE IS NIGH!
debased
1 year ago
if you believe shkreli tellling the truth, you deserve to get scammed sorry
Apsalar
1 year ago
this is a YES imo but it's interesting how this market will almost definitely resolve to whichever side bets more money
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm sure nvidia will regress to its mean of under 1 trillion any day now
Fred19999
1 year ago
Have none of you heard of regression to the mean? Microsoft has this.
Apsalar
1 year ago
another day another betbetlossloss
Apsalar
1 year ago
anything but nvidia and i'm happy
Car
1 year ago
free money ongosh
Apsalar
1 year ago
you are indeed giving out free money
Car
1 year ago
free money ongosh
Apsalar
1 year ago
most expensive money ever
Apsalar
1 year ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fdbi2qyBYeo
Apsalar
1 year ago
here's how bernie can still win...
Ledgerjedi
1 year ago
Hard evidence incoming.
Apsalar
1 year ago
SCUMMY SHKRELI has confessed to me, while stalking me endlessly, that Barron Trump is ILLITERATE AND INNUMERATE. Barron quite literally CANNOT READ, and is ASHAMED OF THIS. This is why SCUMMY SHKRELI ENDLESSLY LIES about Barron’s involvement. He knows the gentle giant is INCAPABLE of denying it. SHKRELI is a pathetic worm only capable of SCAMMING people, and then LYING ABOUT IT.
Apsalar
1 year ago
not looking good folks
Apsalar
1 year ago
the CLEANFAKES are out of control! Trump would never slip up. or down!
Apsalar
1 year ago
everyone saying trump hates Milwaukee. he LOVES Milwaukee. it's a great beautiful state. just ask Sean Hannity.
Apsalar
1 year ago
he would be a lot better if he hadn't lost me a tweet market!
Car
1 year ago
@AWice you good bro?
Apsalar
1 year ago
I dont think domah would've taken a bet with martin unless he was sure the market would resolve to NO.
Apsalar
1 year ago
while you were debating which woman trump would find the prettiest, trump was admiring doug "straight outta central casting" burgum
Apsalar
1 year ago
no! kkkaitlin just hit a three
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
1 cent, 500 shares, make it a TEN DOLLAR LOSS!
Apsalar
1 year ago
i wish you shared that info with me before i placed my bet haha
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
TERMINALRETARD, the next time you believe the BOOKTARDS when they set a RIDICULOUSLY HIGH 14.5 line for Angel (the highest line ever for her!), CONSIDER THE BOOKS WON'T LET YOU BET MORE THAN $90 CAD on their HORRENDOUS DISINFORMATORY LINE! YOU IDIOT TERMINALRETARD, YOU MORON, YOU UTTER IMBECILE! 🫵😂
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's not over. there can still be overtime!
Apsalar
1 year ago
"This market's resolution will be based solely on the number of seats won by Renaissance, not any coalition or alliance of which it may be a part."
onlytail
1 year ago
What do you mean by Renaissance ? The Macron Party on the National Assembly is "Ensemble ! Majorité Présidentielle", not Renaissance. Please specify. Why is "Renaissance" on the list but not "Horizons" or "Mouvement démocrate" ?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Angel Peace will score 41 and Caitlin Narc will score 17!
Apsalar
1 year ago
was it ever not always inside out?
Apsalar
1 year ago
the golden age of elon musk tweet markets is over i fear
Apsalar
1 year ago
We never left
n/a
1 year ago
We are so back
Apsalar
1 year ago
your generosity in this and the tweet markets is unmatched
Squee
1 year ago
you are welcome Apsalar! enjoy the $500
Apsalar
1 year ago
i wonder who that's for
FuckedByETH-ETF
1 year ago
bye yes shares holder yall lost
Apsalar
1 year ago
Impossible
Apsalar
1 year ago
this argument about "exchange" is moot anyways because if South Korea actually did shoot *at* North Korean soldiers that would be enough to resolve this YES even if there was no exchange of gunfire.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i hate getting this pedantic but an "exchange" implies multiples sides. if i go up to someone on the street and shoot them, that isn't an "exchange of gunfire"
Apsalar
1 year ago
i hate getting this pedantic but an "exchange" implies multiples sides. if i go up to someone on the street and shoot them, that isn't an "exchange of gunfire"
pkz
1 year ago
It's literally an incident ("any" incident!) involving the use of force such as exchange of gunfire in a direct military engagement between NK and SK military forces. Difficult to believe that firing shots is a non-violent action.
Apsalar
1 year ago
there was no *exchange* of gunfire... "They headed north immediately after our military's warning broadcasts and warning shots, and there were no unusual movements," the JCS said in a statement.
pkz
1 year ago
It's literally an incident ("any" incident!) involving the use of force such as exchange of gunfire in a direct military engagement between NK and SK military forces. Difficult to believe that firing shots is a non-violent action.
Apsalar
1 year ago
@bari "missile launches that land in territorial waters or pass through airspace"
semi
1 year ago
Guys how is this not just yes? is this a famous polymarket rules cuck?
Apsalar
1 year ago
"Non-violent actions... will not qualify for a "Yes" resolution." my intuition is that a warning shot would count as non-violent here. it's an actual non-warning shot that would count.
semi
1 year ago
https://en.yna.co.kr/view/AEN20240611003700315?input=tw "S. Korean military fires warning shots after brief border incursion by N. Korean soldiers" "A "military encounter" is defined as any incident involving the use of force such as missile strikes, artillery fire, exchange of gunfire, or other forms of direct military engagement"
Apsalar
1 year ago
i suggest reading the rules ;)
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's called we do a little mogging
Apsalar
1 year ago
W market
Apsalar
1 year ago
send this to twitter!
Apsalar
1 year ago
MEW is an acceptable alternative.
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
That's a weird way of spelling MEW
Apsalar
1 year ago
remember. the fallen.
Apsalar
1 year ago
who let this man cook
Apsalar
1 year ago
god bless the manipulator
Dynamite225
1 year ago
so someone posts a big sell order at 12:00 in order to drive the closing price down... manipulation much?
Apsalar
1 year ago
it was the market maker's fault!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
I heard he also bet against Jason Tatum at UNBELIEVABLE prices! 😹
Apsalar
1 year ago
remember. gamestop isn't his only source of wealth. i heard he's an heir to the oh henry candy bar fortune.
Apsalar
1 year ago
my bad
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
ASSPILER, why would a man under investigation start LYING about how much money he has? Kitty isn't a LYING SCUMBAG like you, PUMPING ASSPILER!
Apsalar
1 year ago
how did this get past Susan from HR?!
Apsalar
1 year ago
sell those NO's while you can!
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
ok
Apsalar
1 year ago
remember. it doesn't have to be true. he just has to say it.
Apsalar
1 year ago
ok elon you can slow down now
Apsalar
1 year ago
Everyone quick behave yourselves! Matthew Yglesias is here!
Apsalar
1 year ago
i can see the light at the end of the tunnel
Apsalar
1 year ago
It was always TOSHI.
Apsalar
1 year ago
you are forgiven. i will go back to blindly trusting your sports pricing.
fhantombets
1 year ago
me... im sorry
Apsalar
1 year ago
who set the price here?
Apsalar
1 year ago
my b
Car
1 year ago
Idk how 70k was priced at 80% while btc was only 2% away withal a full month left lol. Thanks i guess
Apsalar
1 year ago
one day he will be found! and on that day i will still be down!
Apsalar
1 year ago
iw 5hiw on3 qlwo q bond?
Apsalar
1 year ago
shah! can't you see we're having a moment here
Apsalar
1 year ago
who
Apsalar
1 year ago
good one!
VibesGreaterRules
1 year ago
Maybe Aebonds will buy them!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I think you and I are destined to do this forever
Squee
1 year ago
will dance a dance with me a dance of betting
Apsalar
1 year ago
we're all in this together
Apsalar
1 year ago
but you have even more Wolves than me!
Apsalar
1 year ago
but you have even more Wolves than me!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
ASSPILER on the Wolves means the Mavericks win!
Apsalar
1 year ago
taiwnmoonsto$10
Apsalar
1 year ago
who
Apsalar
1 year ago
you can see the current count at https://www.xtracker.io/
Apsalar
1 year ago
yes
Apsalar
1 year ago
yes
Magnum
1 year ago
Does this include retweets?
Apsalar
1 year ago
remember that if you think the first (or second proposal was too early, it is cruical that you write P4/too early in the discord thread read by the UMA voters. https://discord.com/channels/718590743446290492/1244525420385407026
Apsalar
1 year ago
Elon talking without speaking... Elon hearing without listening... Elon writing tweets that he will never share... He doesn't dare... disturb the sound of silence
Squee
1 year ago
but now Elon's keyboard is sleeping....
Apsalar
1 year ago
Dune is still in first place? Wow! https://www.boxofficemojo.com/year/2024/?grossesOption=calendarGrosses
Apsalar
1 year ago
😭
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
I can play chess
Apsalar
1 year ago
someone has 90 minutes to put up a $750 bond to dispute it. If nobody does then it will resolve NO. If someone does then it will come down to a vote of UMA shareholders.
alphaman1
1 year ago
Does this mean if theres no evidence in 90 minutes its no?
Apsalar
1 year ago
A few hours ago I commented that she was probably hacked. My heart and my best intentions tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.
Apsalar
1 year ago
the OGs are on NO it's so over
Apsalar
1 year ago
she let you have access to the account because you paid her to promote your crypto pump and dump
Mr.Green
1 year ago
how do you post the deepfake on her twitter account without hacking the account
Apsalar
1 year ago
those are super different and far less interesting. the arguments there had nothing to do with reality, but with rules interpretation.
aenews2
1 year ago
You must not have seen the Haley and ETF disputes
Apsalar
1 year ago
this is one of the most interesting markets i've ever traded on. never seen two sides so convinced the other side is crazy.
Apsalar
1 year ago
if you propose now you will get disputed and you will lose the dispute
0xmaniac
1 year ago
somebody please resolve this market already - she did not get hacked
Apsalar
1 year ago
lmao why would you throw money away like that
coby
1 year ago
proposed no
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm concerned that some people think this isn't a hack lol. only question in my mind is whether caitlyn confirms the hack by tuesday night (she will).
Apsalar
1 year ago
come out come out wherever you are
Apsalar
1 year ago
if you were elon you would be doing what elon is currently doing because you would be elon
0x740Ea20E0A69979143257F7E6760821e79a1e2bc-1716595155874
1 year ago
I’d bet 1mil on this is I was Elon
Apsalar
1 year ago
I've come to bet against you again
Squee
1 year ago
My man
Apsalar
1 year ago
hello darkness my old friend
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh no domer actually researched this before betting on it
Apsalar
1 year ago
he should be tweeting "rip Kabosu" and then retweeting other people saying that
Squee
1 year ago
No... bad Apsalar, don't encourage him.
Apsalar
1 year ago
well it's certainly less likely now then when i made that comment. but i still believe!
n/a
1 year ago
not gonna happen
Apsalar
1 year ago
come on elon there is still time for you to go on a retweet spree over the interview you did
Apsalar
1 year ago
unfortunately truthteller has successfully converted a second person (me)
Apsalar
1 year ago
the number of UMA whales who agree with me is going to matter
truthteller
1 year ago
fortunately it's not about the number of people who agree or disagree with you, it's about whether or not the argument is correct. Buy more shares if you have conviction
Apsalar
1 year ago
so far I have heard many people say this should be a YES. the only person arguing in favor of NO is the person who holds all the NO shares. i'm sure if they comment the same exact thing a few more times they will eventually get a second person to agree with them.
Apsalar
1 year ago
how many Pacers shares would you want to buy at 21 cents?
Apsalar
1 year ago
because liquidity providing a live game isn't worth the effort when there are only $15 in daily rewards. That said, I'm down to put up an offer for you if you'll buy it up right away.
Apsalar
1 year ago
because liquidity providing a live game isn't worth the effort when there are only $15 in daily rewards. That said, I'm down to put up an offer for you if you'll buy it up right away.
MysticalHead
1 year ago
Why is Buy 99 cents and Sell 1 cent for both? The game is in the second quarter.
Apsalar
1 year ago
nine more. it's precoded.
Apsalar
1 year ago
it was explicit enough for the mainstream media
truthteller
1 year ago
The meaning of EXPLICITLY is in an explicit manner : clearly and without any vagueness or ambiguity. How to use explicitly in a sentence.
Apsalar
1 year ago
bullie can relate to desperation
Apsalar
1 year ago
I would prefer to keep buying up your shares for cheap for the next week
truthteller
1 year ago
propose it so i can dispute
Apsalar
1 year ago
Consensus of credible reporting has clearly been reached. Halley endorsed Trump.
Apsalar
1 year ago
https://www.politico.com/news/2024/05/23/biden-nikki-haley-supporters-trump-endorsement-00159692
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh honey
Jordcapp
1 year ago
its 4 wrap it up
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh elon why must you torture me so
Apsalar
1 year ago
on this platform you always need another person on the other side of any trade you want to do. So if you want to sell something but nobody is willling to buy it, then you can’t sell it right away and should instead either put in a limit order or keep your shares until you see an offer from someone else that you are willing to accept. Since you don’t have more than 30 shares of anything, the price should not be going to zero when you try to sell, buy it might be lower than you value your shares (in which case you should keep them!)
Alyz
1 year ago
Why are all the yes values so low?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Extremely concerning
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
Verge is reporting that Elon dropped his phone in the toilet while trying to write a laughing emoji to a particularly funny tweet. That may be it for tweets this week.
Apsalar
1 year ago
billie lannister should have been more afriad of little old her 💅
Apsalar
1 year ago
why are you passing up on so much free money?
JeremyHernandez222
1 year ago
This is basically free money. Israel has been blamed for and taken credit for many high level assasinations in the past.
Apsalar
1 year ago
looking into this
Apsalar
1 year ago
imagine if we included his replies
Apsalar
1 year ago
Yeah, is it too late now to say sorry? 'Cause I'm missing more than just your body Oh, is it too late now to say sorry? Yeah, I know that I let you down Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?
Apsalar
1 year ago
looks like it to me
milize
1 year ago
https://www.firstpost.com/tech/scarlett-johansson-may-sue-openai-for-stealing-her-voice-for-gpt-4o-powered-chatgpt-13773080.html Altman expressed regret for the lack of clear communication with Johansson and apologised for any misunderstanding. I guess this is pretty much yes now
Apsalar
1 year ago
imagine if we included his replies
Apsalar
1 year ago
people still arguing for NO in the comments like the japanese soldiers who were still fighting world war 2 in the 1970s
Apsalar
1 year ago
buying NO after polymarket issued a final clarification was a mistake. this is professorx's chance to be a force for good.
Car
1 year ago
this was a mistake apsalar
Apsalar
1 year ago
paging professor x
Apsalar
1 year ago
https://youtu.be/CIH-OlxUTn0?si=s06bVH5RofKhoNY5&t=91
Apsalar
1 year ago
don't let the active comments section distract you from the fact that decap is literally illiterate and innumerate
Apsalar
1 year ago
[REPORTS] the YES proposal has been disputed
Apsalar
1 year ago
this isn't a death market. this is a body market.
Apsalar
1 year ago
there's always another swing
Apsalar
1 year ago
Dang it
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
🤡LONELY DUMFAG DECRAPP🤡 is on Yes. Enjoy your L, dumb pumper
Apsalar
1 year ago
surely Nicholas is too morally upstanding a character to lie about something like this for money
Apsalar
1 year ago
me winning by one tweet is pre-coded
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
I'm never fading you again on a tweet market Apsaluck!
Apsalar
1 year ago
the rules don't even say the government needs to be formed, just that an agreement is "announced". if it fell apart after it was announced that wouldn't matter. whether or not there is a new prime minister at the moment is irrelevant.
Apsalar
1 year ago
phewwww have i mentioned that these markets aren't good for my mental health
Apsalar
1 year ago
uh oh
Apsalar
1 year ago
go woke go broke!
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
WAKEY WAKEY ELON
Apsalar
1 year ago
太多了😭
shangjin
1 year ago
转贴算吗
Apsalar
1 year ago
是的
shangjin
1 year ago
转贴算吗
Apsalar
1 year ago
go to sleep... go to sleep.... go to sleep little elon..... go to sleep......
Apsalar
1 year ago
yes, it was made by polymarket for polymarket
McDonalds-Employee
1 year ago
Does anyone know if xtracker was specifically made for Polymarket?
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's de ja vu all over again
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
60 is pre-coded, sorry Asspiler!
Apsalar
1 year ago
and -6k if it's 60-74 😅
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
are u a winner or a loser if its under 60 apsalar
Apsalar
1 year ago
+4k
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
are u a winner or a loser if its under 60 apsalar
Apsalar
1 year ago
Never give up. Polymarket is only as good as its traders
Apsalar
1 year ago
of course this stock waits until the memestrock craze to stop behaving like a memestock
Apsalar
1 year ago
these markets are not good for my mental health
Apsalar
1 year ago
dang it. i guess this is what i get for abandoning my usual squad.
Apsalar
1 year ago
not as much as i like you 😳
Squee
1 year ago
he likes the stock
Apsalar
1 year ago
$GME
Matthias
1 year ago
can somebody give me a tip?
Apsalar
1 year ago
I like the stock
Apsalar
1 year ago
how do i know that you won't just spend the money on drugs?
Jordcapp
1 year ago
yo bro can u tip me $5?
Apsalar
1 year ago
the night is hottest just before dawn... or something
aenews2
1 year ago
It's 🔥🔥🔥
Apsalar
1 year ago
we're two sides of the same coin
Squee
1 year ago
APSALAR APSALAR APSALAR
Apsalar
1 year ago
apology accepted
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
My apologies to Squee and Asspiler - I have been informed that the retarded INNUMERATE CRETIN fearing 52 cent fills was kiwiTARDer this whole time! LMAO kiwi, stick to LOSING ETH price market after ETH price market, you dumb innumerate piece of shit, kiwiTARDer! LMAOOOO
Apsalar
1 year ago
May isn't even halfway done!
Apsalar
1 year ago
ELON DOESN'T HAVE TIME TO SLEEP HE IS TOO BUSY RUNNING A MILLION COMPANIES
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
BEDTIME ELON
Apsalar
1 year ago
1593408939651043328
Apsalar
1 year ago
there is a new supplementary market where you can bet on him directly
YouKnowNothingJonSnow
1 year ago
WEN DOUG BURGUM?
Apsalar
1 year ago
So far every DJT market has ended up resolving to either the top or bottom bracket.
Apsalar
1 year ago
the night is darkest just before dawn
Apsalar
1 year ago
in retrospect I agree with you
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
I don't know, but I think 17 cents was a Dumb Buy
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's deja vu all over again
Apsalar
1 year ago
hehe just killed your NO shares!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Ah nice, ASSPILER on Yes. No is a LOCK now
Apsalar
1 year ago
my model failed to account for the possibility that Elon would discover that this market exists and then get self-conscious about how frequently he tweets
Apsalar
1 year ago
are they getting hotter or colder?
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's not too late to join the 90 train
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
89 is pre-coded, sorry!
Apsalar
1 year ago
ouch!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
was gonna buy some Pacers, but then I saw the Pacers holders. Not today, Satan!
Apsalar
1 year ago
we are SO back
Apsalar
1 year ago
they hadn't done one of these for a while until last week and polymarket is pretty unpredictable with stuff like this so impossible to know for sure. but given the volume these markets have been getting and the fact that they made their own website to track it, I would predict that these will stay weekly for a while
Matthias
1 year ago
hey im still noob and am wondering: are these once a week no matter what aslong as he somewhat regularly keeps on tweeting?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm rooting for you!
Jordcapp
1 year ago
watch me win this
Apsalar
1 year ago
no don't go down that's not what i meant uh oh
Apsalar
1 year ago
I am providing my trade service in this market. Go Toshi!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I am providing my trade service in this market. Go Toshi!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Not sure what to buy here. Is 🤡 ASSPILER 🤡 doing a Daily Loser trade service here too? I need a new "Fabi will be at Nepo in the last round" call, 🤡 DUMFUQ ASSPILER 🤡
Apsalar
1 year ago
ahhh the decimal kiss of death
Apsalar
1 year ago
Batman would never do that!
Apsalar
1 year ago
yeah that's a rug pull waiting to happen... "Posts which were made during the markets time frame but have been deleted before 12:00 AM ET on May 4, will NOT count."
Apsalar
1 year ago
the chess market?
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
Lying Dipshit and redbloodcellz, burning their money away. Where have I seen this before?
Apsalar
1 year ago
This is wild!
Apsalar
1 year ago
agreed! to rectify this they ought to retroactively count his replies to other people's tweets as well!
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
A reply to his own tweet counts? RIGGED!!!!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Stop being a reply guy Elon! if you're too cowardly to post at least be a retweet guy!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I admit that I may have made a few errors with my arithmetic. alas
Apsalar
1 year ago
If I wanted to be Vice President I would simply not brag about killing a puppy.
Apsalar
1 year ago
the polymarket team will decide its fate
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
It has been disputed
Apsalar
1 year ago
it has been proposed
Apsalar
1 year ago
if Elon can say it then why not the VanEck intern!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I assume that if they lower it multiple times, but then have a meeting where the raise the rate that would count as YES even if the rate would still be lower than it is right now?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i will not fall for the scam market i will not fall for the scam market i will not fall for the scam market i will
Apsalar
1 year ago
Non-binary individuals LOVE aarons jokes!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I also dont think he will be able to win Alabama. But the odds odds for that are higher
SesameCake
1 year ago
Biden will never be able to get this through the senate.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Is other really that popular in Hawaii?
Apsalar
1 year ago
It appears that I was not, in fact, vindicated. Congrats to 0xa14b10b083b4ab5bfd0d80c749fb0a01d50cb944 and the other traders who picked the other side.
Apsalar
1 year ago
we in trouble.
fhantombets
1 year ago
am i winning?
Apsalar
1 year ago
VINDICATED
Apsalar
1 year ago
UNVINDICATED
Apsalar
1 year ago
why in the world would someone resign in the final round of the candidate's tournament just to save a few minutes
0xaf
1 year ago
Not sure the mentality of a player who is losing large on the board but winning on the clock. Resign already.
Apsalar
1 year ago
As a reminder, the only prediction I made for today was that Fabi would hand YAWN his first loss!
Apsalar
1 year ago
nobody who bought over 10,000 -EV YAWN shares can be talking right now 🤣🤣🤣
Apsalar
1 year ago
Today is they day I will be vindicated!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I predict that tomorrow Fabiano will hand YAWN his first loss of the tournamnet!
Apsalar
1 year ago
it could have been anyone. even you. but they would have lost i fear.
Mrs.Peng
1 year ago
Who disputes this proposal?
Apsalar
1 year ago
no more ansem markets! https://twitter.com/blknoiz06/status/1781170039330124200
Apsalar
1 year ago
it doesn't even say in the rules that the attack had to come from inside Israel. Just that Israel had to be the party exercising force on Iranian soil/water/air
Darkpsico
1 year ago
Israel will not confirm the attack for strategic reasons
Apsalar
1 year ago
whole site is acting up right now. i'm sure it's there.
WhoIsMakingTheseMarkets
1 year ago
bro wtf, my order got filled but i have no shares to trade on multiple browsers
Apsalar
1 year ago
Can the great GM Hikaru win for a third straight game? I think so!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Is Vidit on a mission to destroy the great GM Hikaru?! What a horrible evening!
Apsalar
1 year ago
What a day. What a lovely day!
Apsalar
1 year ago
my cat slipped after i mopped the floor. call it a flop on hyperliquid.
Apsalar
1 year ago
(correct me if i'm wrong)
Apsalar
1 year ago
not a perfect arb!
Apsalar
1 year ago
not a perfect arb!
gopfan
1 year ago
Feel free to buy N here https://polymarket.com/event/how-hot-will-april-2024-be
Apsalar
1 year ago
even if you think this is a bond, it's a bond that expires later than several of the election markets that you can get at a better price ;)
Apsalar
1 year ago
noooooooo you got me
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
AHAHAHAHA, Lying Dipshit picks up my sloppy seconds! I only paid 8 cents for those shares!
Apsalar
1 year ago
au contraire! it's getting even cheaper!
PolymarketIsWorseThanUMA
1 year ago
that "free money" sure is getting expensive
Apsalar
1 year ago
I predict that GM Hikaru will defeat Abasov today and Gukesh will draw Nepo.
Apsalar
1 year ago
This can resolve instantly to YES if he changes his mind at any point. Otherwise, this cannot resolve to NO until the Libertarian ticket is decided during the convention..
CharlesBarklee
1 year ago
when is this evicted to resolve? convention is May 24-26, I'm surprised the party itself isn't good enough for an official no resolution (explicitly)
Apsalar
1 year ago
today I predict that Alireza will defeat Nepo
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Imagine LOSING MONEY EVERY DAY, yet spamming the chat with your dumbfuck LOSER opinions... DUMFUQ 🤡 ASSPILER 🤡 life, go on what's the next dumbfuck opinion ASSPILER, yesterday it was BUYING FABI, NOT BUYING HIKARU, what is 🤡 ASSPILER 🤡 recommending today?
Apsalar
1 year ago
idk streets are saying decap is literally illiterate
KAM
1 year ago
Thanks man, we can all read.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Where did that comment go?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Congratulation to GM HIkaru for another impressive performance! Momentum!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Dune 2 is crushing every other bracket at the moment. Just saying.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Complete Schiftie Victory incoming
Apsalar
1 year ago
GM Hikaru is my favorite ❤️
bruegger
1 year ago
I am Hikaru's #1 Fan, and I reject this negativity! Together, we can buy enough Hikaru shares and push up the price to make Hikaru the Favorite!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Well said!
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
I think it is time for us to come together and say that CHESS was the winner today! Love to all my fellow chess lovers, even those I may disagree with sometimes!
Apsalar
1 year ago
we need more cat memecoin markets with hundreds in rewards! maybe something like a market asking which of these meme coins has the best week (in terms of percent increase) next week,
Apsalar
1 year ago
Say what you will about GM Hikaru (and Nepo) but you cannot deny that this is quite a beautiful game they are giving us.
Apsalar
1 year ago
are you going to delete this comment like you deleted your other ones after YAWN loses or draws to GM Hikaru
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
GM Nepo has this. Hikaru is here to make bad recap videos for people who enjoying having their ears bleed from a nasally-voiced DuMass Hikaru who can only win by cheating!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I acknowledge that YAWN's prep has consistently been insanely good for the candidates tourney. Also I initially bought cheap YES Nepo shares then I sold them and bought 400 NO for 58 and 200 NO for 56. I then converted my leftover NO shares.
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
And yet you own ZERO No shares for Nepo, keep LARPing, DUMFUQ 🤡 ASSPILER 🤡
Apsalar
1 year ago
GM Hikaru playing brilliantly today! He has gotten YAWN is out of his prep and without prep YAWN is 2650 level at best.
Apsalar
1 year ago
why does 0x304fAa5e22A074cB6c52D8Bd33B03158C47227cC kee deleting their comments? caught un their own web of lies?
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
0x304fAa5e22A074cB6c52D8Bd33B03158C47227cC states that the fair value is "33.3% GM Nepo, 33.3% GM Fabi, 33.3% GMs Other, 0.1% GM Alireza" Yet fills my NEPO NOES at 58 cents! WHAT IS GOING ON?
Apsalar
1 year ago
has ansem been training for the fight?
Begunj
1 year ago
probably, but i dont think it will matter. theres a small clip of ansem boxing on twitter and he throws punches like a girl, and barney has actual experience and looks good doing it . the only reason why ansems the favourite is coz hes huge on ct lol
Apsalar
1 year ago
wait is ansem actually over a foot taller than barney or is that a meme
Apsalar
1 year ago
a couple days seems like a reasonable wait assuming that's what the rules meant
SusanWarren,HR
1 year ago
I think the former. Otherwise, how long will we be waiting to hear if the debate has occurred? I think it will be pretty clearly communicated to the public before or soon after the actual debate occurs.
Apsalar
1 year ago
So from my understanding the 7-day counting period begins this Friday (April 12). Shameful that polymarket still hasn't issued a clarification.
Apsalar
1 year ago
PROJECTION
redbloodzcell
1 year ago
I knew LYING DIPSHIT was a chronic LOSER the moment I saw him buy Other NO for 83 cents!
Apsalar
1 year ago
i have a record of always guessing something is insider trading when it isn't and thinking something is safe when it turns out to be insider, so maybe my spidey senses aren't that reliable lol
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
I am highly paranoid myself but mulling over it more, there is no way the vaneck account is gonna insider trade and post the word retard for a couple thousand dollars
Apsalar
1 year ago
my spidey senses are tingling
Apsalar
1 year ago
not true! I am sure people care what I think will happen so that they can make money betting against it
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Nobody gives a shit what you think, you fucking idiot. Every take you have is WRONG. YOU ARE STUPID STUPID STUPID!
Apsalar
1 year ago
yeah... Alireza is cooked i fear
Apsalar
1 year ago
Alireza W incoming!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
cheapest Alireza No exposure on the planet, thank you Polymarket!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Crashing time!
Apsalar
1 year ago
1133 utc is what i'm hearing
drox
1 year ago
1130 utc
Apsalar
1 year ago
I NEVER doubted the GREAT GMHIKARU
Apsalar
1 year ago
you spoke too soon!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Fabi never had a chance once that DUMBFUCK 🤡ASSPILER🤡 bought Fabi Yes 😭
Apsalar
1 year ago
Other Yes for 20+ cents
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Are you buying Other No for 80+ cents, or Other Yes for 20+ cents now?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Hey now over the past few months I have made dozens of trades that did not fail!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Buy more Hikaru Yes, Asspiler, you dumb bitch
Apsalar
1 year ago
I should have known not to trust Pragg. He is an "Other" after all.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Most of my GM Hikaru shares come from converting all the cheap NO shares from YAWN (and other)!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Buy more Hikaru Yes, Asspiler, you dumb bitch
Apsalar
1 year ago
0xtremelystupid304fAa5e22A074cB6c52D8Bd33B03158C47227cC buys thousands of OTHER then sells before they BOOM! Then he buys thousands of back-to-back loser YAWN for nearly FIFTY (50!) cents after only four rounds of play. YAWN instantly BLUNDERS and his shares PLUMMET! !
Apsalar
1 year ago
what changed is that vires creditor ran out of credit 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Please fill my Fabi Noes at 62 cents, we had such fun doing this yesterday, what changed? 🥺
Apsalar
1 year ago
hey VIRES CREDITOR go back to buying fed bonds (wink wink)... you aren't built for chess!
Apsalar
1 year ago
there were like three different interpretations of the rules that were being argued over in discord. how does your query interpret them?
BlobGobs
1 year ago
median price? https://dune.com/queries/3585115/6037546
Apsalar
1 year ago
the rewards should be even higher. this market is a thing of beauty.
imp
1 year ago
Why are the rewards for this market so high?
Apsalar
1 year ago
@decapp please put your money on Uconn! i need a purdue comeback!
fhantombets
1 year ago
did decap bet on purdue?
Apsalar
1 year ago
but Don Corleone you own 14,713 YES shares
DonCorleone
1 year ago
Friendly reminder for those who think buying Yes is better than buying actual bitcoin: if btc doesn't hit 100k this year, your shares will be worth zero. You are risking to lose your entire capital for a small price discount.
Apsalar
1 year ago
by my calculations, SOL is only 80 dollars away, while ETH is over 1,000 dollars away!
dberwegerCH
1 year ago
sol is farther away from ATH
Apsalar
1 year ago
technically this isn't a death market, but fingers crossed!
Apsalar
1 year ago
I will bet you anything (with 50-50 odds) OTC that GM Hikaru finishes this tournament ahead of Abasov
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
Abasov is a better chess player than Grand Moron Hikaru (although the real morons are Hikaru's cultists)
Apsalar
1 year ago
goldilocks!
Apsalar
1 year ago
If you believe in mog bet Other.
mogboi
1 year ago
u better add mog here
Apsalar
1 year ago
It's still not going to be OTHER lol. As I said from the start, free money.
Apsalar
1 year ago
so you admit that OTHER is WORTHLESS!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
Dumbest traders in the market laughing at me for selling off the Indians in favor of the inevitable Nepo. Keep laughing, dipshits! Laugh all your money away, you stupid pieces of trash!
Apsalar
1 year ago
"The debate merely needs to be confirmed to have been completed by the end date" Does this mean that we need to get confirmation that the debate occurred by April 12, 11:59 PM, or does it mean that we can get the confirmation after April 12 as long as it is confirmed that the debate was completed before April 12?
Apsalar
1 year ago
exceedingly rare NewJeans comment. It's so over.
New.Jeans
1 year ago
It's looking about 285.81M
Apsalar
1 year ago
PAPERHANDS!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
cope and seethe, bitch, I sold undervalued shares for a profit, while you insisted my shares had no value whatsoever. Can't predict the future, can only point out you're a moron.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Only three of the players are grand MASTERS. the others are grand MORONS!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
They're all GMs, dipshit.
Apsalar
1 year ago
I will NEVER doubt GMHIKARU again!
Apsalar
1 year ago
work in progress!
DECRAPisDUMBandGAY
1 year ago
Do you have a shrine to "GM Hikaru" too, weirdo?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i still think a draw is very likely
Apsalar
1 year ago
yeah... i assume hikaru's goal was to make fabi uncomfortable and force a blunder, but Fabi has now given accurate responses. not feeling great.
Apsalar
1 year ago
yeah... i assume hikaru's goal was to make fabi uncomfortable and force a blunder, but Fabi has now given accurate responses. not feeling great.
Apsalar
1 year ago
uh oh
Apsalar
1 year ago
hikaru made a pretty bold move that gives fabi a chance to get a significant advantage. I still think a draw is more likely, but now it's super risky
fhantombets
1 year ago
what happened
Apsalar
1 year ago
What is this pricing? Are you guys on crack? Blue-collar/color Brown almost a 55% favorite?
Apsalar
1 year ago
can't wait for liquidity rewards to disappear until the week before the fight, leaving me with all these shares I can't get rid of for a couple of months!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Repeat after me: I am not smarter than Fabiano Caruana. I am not smarter than GM Hikaru. I am not smarter than Ian Nepoladskfjasdchi. I am not smarter than Alireza Firouzja. But if l stand back and watch and learn, I will be smarter than I am.
Apsalar
1 year ago
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOO
Apsalar
1 year ago
turning into a real nailbiter
Apsalar
1 year ago
@crunch i want you to say for the record what you think it will definitely resolve to
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
How does he do it? How does ASSPILER manage to get every single bracket wrong? 🤡👈😂 Uncanny!
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's not over yet!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
How does he do it? How does ASSPILER manage to get every single bracket wrong? 🤡👈😂 Uncanny!
Apsalar
1 year ago
but uconn shares are so expensive... it's so much cheaper to just buy shares of the teams that everyone knows is going to lose!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Asspiler buys THOUSANDS OF SHARES, except for the one team whose shares will cash. Dumbass 😂
Apsalar
1 year ago
Sven Magnus Øen Carlsen (who some people believe is the BEST in the whole wide world right now) said that OTHER has close to NO CHANCE! "There is a a VERY significant gap" he said.
Apsalar
1 year ago
lmao with that misclick this is going to be Pyrrhic victory at best
Apsalar
1 year ago
going to war for that $1 liquidity reward
Apsalar
1 year ago
going to war for that $1 liquidity reward
Apsalar
1 year ago
broke: reducing his sentence due to his autism woke: reducing it due to his veganism
Apsalar
1 year ago
I apologize to everyone for riling up the schizo. Please do your best to ignore him. All he knows how to do is LOSE BLITZ GAMES and LOSE MONEY!
Apsalar
1 year ago
0xtemelystupid304fAa5e22A074cB6c52D8Bd33B03158C47227cC has confessed to me, while stalking me endlessly, that he is LOW IQ AND LOW ELO. Despite thousands of hours of watching the great GMHIKARU 0xtemelystupid304fAa5e22A074cB6c52D8Bd33B03158C47227cC quite literally CANNOT break a 1000 ELO, and is ASHAMED OF THIS. This is why HE ENDLESSLY LIES. 0xtemelystupid304fAa5e22A074cB6c52D8Bd33B03158C47227cC is a pathetic shameless worm only capable of LOSING CHESS GAMES, and then LYING ABOUT IT.
Apsalar
1 year ago
❤️
aenews2
1 year ago
Hey, just wanted to congratulate the Schiffheads for winning this market. I lost big, but at least I made friends along the way 🤝Hope to see everyone in the next market I suggest to Polymarket and then lose 20K on 🥂
Apsalar
1 year ago
maybe the Other YES buyers think that Magnus is included in "Other". That's the only explanation I can think of.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Other NO is free money. The top four are WAY better than everyone else. Forcing someone on Abasov's level to play against Fabi is almost unfair.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Other NO is free money. The top four are WAY better than everyone else. Forcing someone on Abasov's level to play against Fabi is almost unfair.
Apsalar
1 year ago
deadline tends to lowball this stuff but agree that it's underpriced a bit
Justsomeguy
1 year ago
Deadline says 45-50. Sub 50 is way underpriced at .12
Apsalar
1 year ago
how much $boden do you think polymarket is being paid to make these markets?
Apsalar
1 year ago
this counts, right? https://www.nytimes.com/2024/03/26/nyregion/trump-trial-gag-order.html
Apsalar
1 year ago
married before april + broken up before may parlay goes hard
Apsalar
1 year ago
>obtain alpha >bet a lot of money on it >act stupid in the comments in an effort to convince people there is dumb money on the other side >buy up even more shares for cheap >lose
Apsalar
1 year ago
Guy who has only traded in the California Senate market, trading in his second market: Getting a lot of 'Schiff vs Garvey' vibes from this...
Apsalar
1 year ago
"Trump needs to post bond (whatever the required amount may be) ***by March 25, 11:59 PM ET*** for this market to resolve to "Yes.""
Glizzy
1 year ago
The terms of the bond have changed, market shouldn't resolve
Apsalar
1 year ago
the first and second paragraphs of the rules contradict each other. looks like the market thinks the second one supersedes the first, but in the future better written rules and/or a clarification would be nice.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm well aware that it's not over. it's just clear that some new info just came out and I'm asking what it was.
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
I think I made it very clear in discord that this market isnt over sir
Apsalar
1 year ago
what is going on
Apsalar
1 year ago
does anyone have a link to the live vote count? was expecting a needle, but apparently the racist new york times is not covering this.
Apsalar
1 year ago
my day just keeps on getting better!
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
Sure buddy. You'll also get a refund in the Santa market if it winds up that all Christmas toys are made in the North Pole.
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's not a leak if you do it yourself lol
Apsalar
1 year ago
UMA was too cowardly to make them pay :(
VibesGreaterRules
1 year ago
Submit these markets early at your own risk.
Apsalar
1 year ago
are you enjoying the show anon? refill your popcorn… you'll love this next part
Apsalar
1 year ago
they really should have shared a definitive source that would be used for market cap instead of just going with their "consensus of credible reporting" nonsense
Apsalar
1 year ago
reddit on!
Apsalar
1 year ago
as far as i can tell there is just one difference between the two, which is that the other market includes exactly 50 years, while the >50 bracket here doesn't. But unless if you thinkt here's a 4 percent chance that his sentence is exactly 50 years, then that isn't a sufficient explanation. So i think a bigger factor is that in this market you can convert your NO shares.
Nasreddin
1 year ago
Why the large mispricing of 7c from 12c on the main SBF market? Seems like a nobrainer if you think SBF > 50 yrs to bet it all here...
Apsalar
1 year ago
it doesn't say it in the rules but people on here are really shitty about that stuff. people love proposing resolutions before all the info is known and you have to put up a $750 bond and pray UMA sees it your way if you want to stop them. some of the fault also lies with polymarket on often not providing any guidance in the rules for when a proposal can be made. in this market it's going to be pretty clear that nothing close to 1 trillion was raised, so not the biggest deal.
FishyAF
1 year ago
When does the market actually conclude? Is it both raise AND announce in Q1? Can he raise in Q1 and announce in Q2? etc
Apsalar
1 year ago
at this point i would be surprised if this doesn't happen by the end of the day
Apsalar
1 year ago
one of your sources told you that one of their sources told them?
ISHOWMEAT
1 year ago
Sources are telling me strong etf flows today - sources
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh is that what happened
AnEggplant
1 year ago
We really got cucked by a tabulation error last night huh
Apsalar
1 year ago
unfortunately, this is Matt Dolan
Apsalar
1 year ago
Matt Damon shall be Ohio's Adam Schiff
Apsalar
1 year ago
Matt Damon shall be Ohio's Adam Schiff
Apsalar
1 year ago
do i get a refund in the other market if this resolves Yes?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Just realized that Frankie LaRose has as many liquidity rewards as Moreno and Dolan combined. And Mr. Other is getting the same as them. ha ha ha
Apsalar
1 year ago
it doesn't make any difference, does it? the high is the high
imby
1 year ago
what's the logic behind using 30 min candle as opposed to minimum candle size?
Apsalar
1 year ago
imagine how you'll be feeling on thursday night!
dberwegerCH
1 year ago
The suspense is killing me
Apsalar
1 year ago
cool. thanks.
dberwegerCH
1 year ago
Even though the average ending price of the simulation is 189.5, 70% of the simulations reach 200 at some point to come back down again. https://ibb.co/Jq77f1L
Apsalar
1 year ago
what exactly were your inputs?
dberwegerCH
1 year ago
Even though the average ending price of the simulation is 189.5, 70% of the simulations reach 200 at some point to come back down again. https://ibb.co/Jq77f1L
Apsalar
1 year ago
not a single news outlet has labeled it an "emergency landing" and they arrived at their scheduled destination.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Boeing doubters stay losing
Apsalar
1 year ago
needs to be an emergency landing. it seems like it landed in amsterdam despite the emergency.
ojibwesaying
1 year ago
Already over https://airlive.net/emergency/2024/03/16/klm-boeing-737-kl1074-declares-mayday-due-to-flaps-stuck-and-low-fuel-on-approach-to-amsterdam/
Apsalar
1 year ago
You rely on the needle. I rely on sd0000. We are not the same.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Anne Frank was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Schifftie.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i said it wasn't a bond. i didn't say it was likely!
Sunto🌞
1 year ago
You guys don't think the Gemini fail will impact things at all?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i can't remember the last time a dogwifhat market didn't resolve yes
Apsalar
1 year ago
Gavin I take it back we're gonna need those mules. Gavin are you listening? GAVIN!?!?!?!
Apsalar
1 year ago
the virgin "i created a sophisticated model and was just unlucky" Garvey holder vs the chad "i feel like polymarket has a conservative bias so I'll place a market order on the lib" Schiffty
Apsalar
1 year ago
I obviously should have said the rules which said it would be based on today's report, but am I wrong in thinking the title was misleading?
Apsalar
1 year ago
I'm confused. Isn't the data that was just released the change from January to February?
Apsalar
1 year ago
I'm confused. Isn't the data that was just released the change from January to February?
Apsalar
1 year ago
you, apparently ;)
Apsalar
1 year ago
It's very very likely that he has resigned as I have no idea why the President of Guyana would lie about this, but in my opinion the resolution criteria has not yet been met.
Apsalar
1 year ago
The best argument that this can be resolved now (rather than tomorrow or whatever) is that the reuters article counts as a major news outlet reporting that he announced his resignation. However, the reuters article falls short of that at the moment. It reports that *someone else* said that the Haitan prime minister announced his resignation. It does not confirm this itself.
Apsalar
1 year ago
It's very very likely that he has resigned as I have no idea why the President of Guyana would lie about this, but in my opinion the resolution criteria has not yet been met.
Apsalar
1 year ago
It's very very likely that he has resigned as I have no idea why the President of Guyana would lie about this, but in my opinion the resolution criteria has not yet been met.
Apsalar
1 year ago
You can call off the mules Gavin. They're no longer necessary.
Apsalar
1 year ago
the people demand more brackets!
Apsalar
1 year ago
You know what they say... Georgia is the America Samoa of the South
Apsalar
1 year ago
let me know what you think once you watch poor things!
VibesGreaterRules
1 year ago
Lily Gladstone's performance in KOFM was the best performance of its type that I've seen all film season! I'm looking forward to KOFM II. Hopefully it will be in color like the first one!
Apsalar
1 year ago
that is what i assume, as that's what they said they were considering which led to this market's creation.. otherwise the fair value would be 0.
Bonez0r
1 year ago
"X removes the likes and reposts counter from the feed"... Okay just to be sure, this is the timeline, right? Not what you see once you click into a post.
Apsalar
1 year ago
damn. website won't even load for me
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
Not even close lol
Apsalar
1 year ago
@PaeniscusCapital the combined Dem Alliance is still over 30, right?
Apsalar
1 year ago
thanks!
PaeniscusCapital
1 year ago
I think y'all are messing up here. You can see here https://expresso.pt/politica/eleicoes/legislativas-2024/resultados?location=NACIONAL, the AD alliance is composed of "PPD/PSD.CDS-PP.PPM" with 29.4% of votes right now, PLUS "PPD/PSD.CDS-PP" with 1.2%, which has won deputees in specific provinces where PPM did not form the alliance. The combined vote for AD is 30.7% as I'm writing this according to the first link. I'm not touching the market what it depends on what the definition of AD is.
Apsalar
1 year ago
click "view more"
Athro
1 year ago
Where is Mike Pence?
Apsalar
1 year ago
who knew schiff would start redistributing the wealth before he even got into office!
Apsalar
1 year ago
the polymarket elites are starting to sweat!
Apsalar
1 year ago
the polymarket elites are starting to sweat!
Apsalar
1 year ago
correct. they are explicitly defined in the rules.
JoKo125
1 year ago
Can you define Q1, 2, 3 and 4? Are those dates. Like q1 is Jan-March
Apsalar
1 year ago
unfortunately for the two of us, the rules say that a shutdown just has to occur at any time between the start and end dates so even if it is no longer a shutdown at the end date this would still resolve Yes.
AriaT
1 year ago
The rules say 12 p.m, which is mid day, less than 12 hours from writing this. The House has passed the stopgap bill before the midnight deadline, so crisis half averted. Plus, the White House has just said: "Because obligations of federal funds are incurred and tracked on a daily basis, and the President will sign the bill tomorrow, agencies will not shut down and may continue their normal operations tomorrow." So hopefully, Biden signs the bill on March 9th
Apsalar
1 year ago
time + different measurements
JBO
1 year ago
Idk why this market is dropping now and then. Multiple news outlets have reported that February was already the hottest on record
Apsalar
1 year ago
true
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
its not really luck if ur MMing this ur very likely to end up on the wrong side
Apsalar
1 year ago
the transcript is a liar!
Apsalar
1 year ago
folks... https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2023/02/07/remarks-of-president-joe-biden-state-of-the-union-address-as-prepared-for-delivery/
Apsalar
1 year ago
or hope i get lucky and pick the same side as the person rigging it (didn't appear to happen this time lol)
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
only winning move is not to play
Apsalar
1 year ago
folks... https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/speeches-remarks/2023/02/07/remarks-of-president-joe-biden-state-of-the-union-address-as-prepared-for-delivery/
Apsalar
1 year ago
why do i get the sense this one is rigged
Apsalar
1 year ago
unfortunate
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Asspiler saving Assange with his bad trading 🥳
Apsalar
1 year ago
https://twitter.com/blknoiz06/status/1765279186292236373 https://twitter.com/trading_axe/status/1765276437722935407
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's a tie at 3.8k unless if i'm missing something
Apsalar
1 year ago
after getting scammed so many times i had to assume that there was some scam going on here but i guess i got mogged instead
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's a tie at 3.8k unless if i'm missing something
Apsalar
1 year ago
i ran out of fingers to count on my paper hands...
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm counting on it
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm counting on it
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
cant wait for the MOG twitter account to post a few hours before expiry or for the sonic account which clearly only posted for this market to delete
Apsalar
1 year ago
How come every time they count orange ballot dumps they are so devastating in their percentage and power of destruction?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i assumed the normal one, but they could/should have been more clear
johnnath1222
1 year ago
Which primary is this market for? The six-year term or the special primary to replace Feinstein?
Apsalar
1 year ago
if anything she's too old for trump
z3ro
1 year ago
Britt is too young
Apsalar
1 year ago
thanks! may i ask where you got that date from for future reference?
gopfan
1 year ago
March 14
Apsalar
1 year ago
still not sure if i buy into your reasoning but credit where it's due on (probably) being right
truthteller
1 year ago
theres always a chance of course, just doesnt make sense to do it when there's no one awake to fomo in
Apsalar
1 year ago
i sold my shares so maybe now there's a chance it hits for you guys
Apsalar
1 year ago
there is only one God and RedditMoons-10$ is her prophet
Apsalar
1 year ago
yes and as @zzz2321 said, once we all wake up bitcoin will go to the moon!
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
Yes Holders: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ten_gA_Fp6Q
Apsalar
1 year ago
this is america ereasure
truthteller
1 year ago
not sure why I can't reply to some people, but there is "underlying value" in btc just like in gold. But it makes no sense to push ath while everyone is asleep and can't fomo in. Could it happen? Sure, but tomorrow during the day most likely, not now
Apsalar
1 year ago
you make it sound like there's just one guy in charge of deciding when the price gets pushed. it will get pushed when it gets pushed and hopefully then is now.
truthteller
1 year ago
not sure why I can't reply to some people, but there is "underlying value" in btc just like in gold. But it makes no sense to push ath while everyone is asleep and can't fomo in. Could it happen? Sure, but tomorrow during the day most likely, not now
Apsalar
1 year ago
why would bitcoin ever do anything? it's not like there's any underlying value in the first place.
truthteller
1 year ago
why would it hit ath in 4 hours without etf inflows?
Apsalar
1 year ago
fool me once fool me twice fool me thrice
Apsalar
1 year ago
fingers crossed!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Wow, it fell to 96... is Asspiler about to GET RICH?
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's not over! if you're the one who proposed please don't propose any more. check the rules! we need to wait until March 1 numbers is finalized on coingecko.
TylerWager
1 year ago
GG
Apsalar
1 year ago
there was neither audio nor a transcript for the debate. everything should resolve to 50-50.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i thought polymarket didn't do death markets?
Apsalar
1 year ago
so sell before it's too late! (for me)
Tenable-Dome
1 year ago
So true
Apsalar
1 year ago
Sell while you can! You don't want to have to hold onto this for another month, do you? I do.
Apsalar
1 year ago
be careful about buying YES because there is a zero percent chance of this happening
0xaf
1 year ago
Be careful about buying YES, folks are arguing that a trillion dollars needs to be in SamA's bank account for this to resolve to YES. We need clarification
Apsalar
1 year ago
indeed. eventually the price will hit rock bottom and then the rug will be pulled i fear.
McDonalds-Employee
1 year ago
This should be removed... it reeks of market manipulation
Apsalar
1 year ago
i was worried that this would resolve YES for a second, but then I saw redditmoons isn't the top holder on the other side so I know I'm safe.
Apsalar
1 year ago
the example you gave is clear-cut, but it definitely can end up being more ambiguous than that. There are many ways to, for all intents and purposes, endorse someone without using the word "endorse"
0xaf
1 year ago
I don't think intention to vote, especially if its something like "if he's the nominee I'll vote for him"
Apsalar
1 year ago
not the clearest rules hear. does he need to explicitly say he is "endorsing" Trump, or would him stating his intention to vote for Trump be sufficient?
Apsalar
1 year ago
how could it possibly lose communication so quickly???? i was assured that we could be confident that the landing was successful moments after it happened.
Apsalar
1 year ago
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT!!!!
PolymaREKT
1 year ago
Reddit Moons 10$ 🚀
Apsalar
1 year ago
i was treating this like a bond and at first assumed the gemini fail wouldn't change much, but I've changed my mind and think you're right..
Sunto🌞
1 year ago
You guys don't think the Gemini fail will impact things at all?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Rotten Tomatoes scores tend to decrease over time. The new Dune currently has only 129 reviews. The first Dune had 509 reviews. If we assume this movie gets the same amount of reviews as the first one, then for it to stay over 90 percent, at least 87 percent of the remaining reviews need to be fresh.
Apsalar
1 year ago
we all know it landed. we don't know if it "successfully" landed. the proposer could have at least waited until we had an idea about what the Odie looks like right now. We should know pretty soon and there shouldn't be a rush.
aenews2
1 year ago
Feel free to dispute, but NASA already confirmed it landed.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i am once again asking polymarket to stop making markets that can so easily be manipulated
Apsalar
1 year ago
too early to propose. we have confirmation that it landed, but the state of the Odie has not been confirmed and if it's too damaged to achieve it's mission objectives, it was not a success.
Apsalar
1 year ago
for the record, when i commented this, Kristi Noem was at 11 and Tim Scott was at 8. I still think they're undervalued, but with their recent jumps I don't think their price is outrageous anymore.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Incredible that Kristi Noem is tied with Nikki Haley. And don't even get me started on Tim Scott lol
Apsalar
1 year ago
if you watch the clip you will see that this is NOT a shortlist straight from the horse's mouth. The person interviewing him spewed out a bunch of names and Trump only replied saying he liked them all. As far as I know, the only time he has been the one to give the names was the time he said he was considering Tim Scott and Kristi Noem.
Donkov
1 year ago
Straight from the horse's mouth. Short list: Desantis, Vive, Tulsi, Noem, Byron and Tim Scott https://nypost.com/2024/02/20/us-news/trump-vice-president-short-list-incudes-desantis-gabbard-scott-noem/
Apsalar
1 year ago
didn't matter gg
Apsalar
1 year ago
so is it over now, or in 10 minutes? did we ever get confirmation one way or the other?
Apsalar
1 year ago
so is it over now, or in 10 minutes? did we ever get confirmation one way or the other?
Apsalar
1 year ago
maybe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LaCyRU0qPA
Apsalar
1 year ago
that is quite unfortunate
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Asspiler, unless you are selling ETH in size on Coinbase, being a dumb Cringelord won't affect the ETH price
Apsalar
1 year ago
BEND BUT DON'T BREAK
Apsalar
1 year ago
Incredible that Kristi Noem is tied with Nikki Haley. And don't even get me started on Tim Scott lol
Apsalar
1 year ago
It's unfortunate that all of the newbies are on the losing side here
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
There is not a single newbie on yes (the make-believe side). In fact, all of the newbies seem like they figured the market out better than a lot of the regulars did.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Candidates tend to cancel their events AFTER they drop out. Not before.
Caution
1 year ago
But Nikky's twitte still fighting with trump hours ago. And https://nikkihaley.com/events/, still have activities on 20-23th
Apsalar
1 year ago
HOLD THE LINE
Apsalar
1 year ago
fuck lol and apparently it was already proposed but polymarket was doing that thing where it pretends like it wasn't
Tenable-Dome
1 year ago
continuous hour happened last night
Apsalar
1 year ago
a continuous hour didn't happen while i wasn't watching, did it? assume someone would have proposed if it did but maybe not.
Apsalar
1 year ago
this market literally already exists https://polymarket.com/event/ethereum-spot-etf-approved-by/ethereum-spot-etf-approved-by-mar-31
Apsalar
1 year ago
more importantly, i think, the first film was released in the middle of a pandemic and was made available on hbo max instantly
Muuuboii
1 year ago
yes many people didnt care about Dune before they saw the first movie.
Apsalar
1 year ago
>buy shares in a market based on initial vibes >look up the basics in the market you just traded in >learn something that makes you doubt your initial trade >panic sell and buy in the opposite direction >many such cases!
PolymarketUser
1 year ago
Dune 1 box office is 41m, y'all think it will double?
Apsalar
1 year ago
markets don't care about your math
A.n0n
1 year ago
Delta Exchange, 1 Mar 24 expiry at 3000 strike: Call delta is now hovering around 0.2, so 20%.
Apsalar
1 year ago
change what date?
evoynarovskiy
1 year ago
why not changet date ?
Apsalar
1 year ago
zvbear walked so ian miles cheong could rot
Apsalar
1 year ago
fool me once
Apsalar
1 year ago
MY GOD! IT'S GEORGE SANTOS WITH A STEEL CHAIR!!!
Apsalar
1 year ago
if this market had a lower price for YES and much better liquidity it would theoretically be worth it to buy up a ton of YES shares and then pay 600k for the rock (which you could then sell back)
Apsalar
1 year ago
if she is the surrogate
Sunto🌞
1 year ago
Does Surrogacy count?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i'm not sure how this should have resolved, but it's actually bullshit that nobody disputed. UMA is a joke.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i assume same thing was going on in the usher first song market. hopefully the insiders get screwed over in that one lol
confided
1 year ago
people that were holding purple def insiders
Apsalar
1 year ago
insider?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Not as clear as I initially thought. Might have to be a dispute.
Apsalar
1 year ago
https://twitter.com/ballislifebets/status/1756853204174733790?s=46&t=mfeAC7R3mg4NP2qtbzgPMg
Apsalar
1 year ago
“Other” for the win!
Apsalar
1 year ago
when are they adding the decimals lol
Apsalar
1 year ago
that's what he said you dumfuq! "It seems to be more of a speech word for Putin than an interview word."
player1
1 year ago
http://en.kremlin.ru/events/president/transcripts/press_conferences/72994 Transcript of his latest press conference in December where de-nazi-fication is mentioned as the primary goal of why they're in ukraine... 6 times mentioned...
Apsalar
1 year ago
I value and appreciate your research!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
But you're all trading on feelings anyway haha
Apsalar
1 year ago
hahahahahahahvdgeiwhfbd
Apsalar
1 year ago
thank you! please end this
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
usually I wouldnt bother buying negrisk shares for 80c but ill make an exception here
Apsalar
1 year ago
@professorx you are turning me into fucking magneto. just let it end.
Apsalar
1 year ago
haha same thing happen to me
OneMoneyPlz
1 year ago
You chaps got too emotional earlier. Priced it up so bad I switched sides
Apsalar
1 year ago
abcde fu!
Apsalar
1 year ago
and sometime before that Putin might decide he wants to make some final edits. or ukraine might have tucker ended. or he might run into technical issues. or
ZAnon
1 year ago
Surprised this isn't higher tbh: "The interview will be posted Thursday, according to Justin Wells, head of programming at Carlson’s streaming network. It’s not known what was said in the interview." https://fox59.com/news/national-world/tucker-carlson-interview-with-putin-to-be-released-thursday/
Apsalar
1 year ago
normally these markets are for live debates/interviews. this one is still interesting, but i would suggest that polymarket do that thing it does with some sports games where it clears all orders (or at least gives us the option to) once the game starts. in this case, cancel all open orders the moment the interview drops.
Apsalar
1 year ago
you're forgot a leg. in only 2/13 of those Chiefs wins did Kelce kiss Taylor Swift.
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
From 2019 to 2023, Kelce played 3 postseason games each. 11/13 Chiefs wins included a Kelce touchdown. 11/12 games with a Kelce touchdown resulted in Chiefs wins.
Apsalar
1 year ago
i already did today!
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Take your meds
Apsalar
1 year ago
Linda the bank teller is having a moment here
Apsalar
1 year ago
Taylor won't have time to kiss Travis. She is going to be too busy endorsing Biden!
Apsalar
1 year ago
it's in my walls
lently(10)
1 year ago
Why do idiots keep buying Yes...?
Apsalar
1 year ago
you tell me. no, seriously.
lently(10)
1 year ago
Why do idiots keep buying Yes...?
Apsalar
1 year ago
and yeah, it's the daily users that would be peaking, not the growth rate. wording on the main page gets it right, but rewards page summary doesn't
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh lol. i assumed you knew something i didn't and panic cancelled my orders
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh lol. i assumed you knew something i didn't and panic cancelled my orders
VibesGreaterRules
1 year ago
oops I didn't read the rules. This isn't what you'd think by peak.
Apsalar
1 year ago
I don't think Tucker does his interviews live anymore. So there is a concern about what would happen if he released the interview in early March and it is unclear whether it was filmed before or after Feb 29 11:59 pm ET.
Apsalar
1 year ago
$
psyduck
1 year ago
With respect to what currency? If one doesn't specify a numeraire asset, this bet is ambiguous.
Apsalar
1 year ago
https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/4447320-trump-tim-scott-kristi-noem-vp-pick/
Apsalar
1 year ago
have you gotten an answer?
Caution
1 year ago
On Feb 5 means “Feb 5 00:00” or “Feb 4 00:00”
Apsalar
1 year ago
shocking development there
Donkov
1 year ago
Yes bros.. you are too cocky. Redeem the shares, now! More events scheduled: https://nikkihaley.com/events/
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh no
Tenable-Dome
1 year ago
50/50
Apsalar
1 year ago
How does this resolve if he is now living as a zombie, vampire and/or werewolf? Please clarify so we don't need to have another UMA dispute over this,
Apsalar
1 year ago
i didn't read the rules at first and assumed it was worldwide box office so PSA that this market is about domestic box office only!
Apsalar
1 year ago
The G stands for crypto https://twitter.com/Cobratate/status/1753151569334260206
Apsalar
1 year ago
grifters gonna grift. if he thinks he can scam his fans out of more money why wouldn't he?
Igeorge
1 year ago
HE wont do it
Apsalar
1 year ago
aint no way
BUBASIIK
1 year ago
24 hours in a row?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Why?
Apsalar
1 year ago
yes. see bulletin update
Caution
1 year ago
Can we rely on this price to make decision?
Apsalar
1 year ago
the sanctions argument and the "verbal response" argument are extremely weak imo, but over the next few days we are going to get some details about how/when the military responded. if it turns out that they did act before the end of Wednesday, I think this should resolve YES.
Agnimandur
1 year ago
Is there any way this resolves as YES?
Apsalar
1 year ago
my take is that a significant percent of the people who answer "none of these candidates" when polled aren't going to vote in the primary, but just wait for the caucus where they can vote Trump. But we shall see.
player1
1 year ago
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2024/jan/30/nikki-haley-trails-none-these-candidates-option-18/
Apsalar
1 year ago
i hope that's not his rationale lol
z3ro
1 year ago
apparently this is his rationale: https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/us-uk-taking-action-against-network-that-targeted-iranian-dissidents-us-treasury-2024-01-29/
Apsalar
1 year ago
don't worry. unfortunately for me, microsoft objectively won and it's going to resolve that way.
BenCM
1 year ago
Surely this is resolved to a Microsoft win
Apsalar
1 year ago
i think the US has probably already responded in some way. might have to wait until tomorrow morning to get definitive reports.
Pump
1 year ago
this market only holds because -500kPence is solo buying all shares, unless he is carrying out the response by himself I dont see any arguments to resolve it for "Yes"
Apsalar
1 year ago
unfortunately i don't think Biden speaking will be considered an action carried out by the US. fortunately, i think the military has almost definitely carried out some actions in response, and we will just have to await reporting to confirm/find out.
VibesGreaterRules
1 year ago
Verbal responses are not explicitly excluded
Apsalar
1 year ago
i aint hear no bell— oh wait...
Fred19999
1 year ago
It's over. Apple never stood a chance.
Apsalar
1 year ago
someone please notify zvbear that if he gets arrested in the next few hours he can make himself 100k
Apsalar
1 year ago
No more options are going to be added. If you think someone who isn’t on the list is going to win, buy other.
KenLydo
1 year ago
Plenty more to add I reckon
Apsalar
1 year ago
That option already exists. She is a Trump family member.
5G+
1 year ago
Can we get an Ivanka Trump option please?
Apsalar
1 year ago
one of these days you will learn that nothing ever happens.
debased
1 year ago
Something will happen this time
Apsalar
1 year ago
hold your horses people, we still have another day of trading
Apsalar
1 year ago
We can convert our NO shares now! I never doubted you, polymarket team!
Apsalar
1 year ago
there is about a 98 percent chance that i am making this all up. but there's a 2 percent chance that I'm not.
Apsalar
1 year ago
I am in contact with zvbear. Tomorrow I will begin buying up shares for him using some alts and then will be giving him half the winnings when he gets arrested for committing a petty crime on Wednesday morning.
Apsalar
1 year ago
I am in contact with zvbear. Tomorrow I will begin buying up shares for him using some alts and then will be giving him half the winnings when he gets arrested for committing a petty crime on Wednesday morning.
Apsalar
1 year ago
oh well. you may be right.
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
And yet here you are, selling your doomed Medvedev shares for whatever you can get, after buying them for 80 cents. Stick to watching Westerns. You're not cut out for this.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Just because you shot Jesse James, don't make you Jesse James
Apsalar
1 year ago
sorry
41-17™askDomerWhatImean
1 year ago
Don't be cringe, Asspiler.
Apsalar
1 year ago
The Domer industrial complex is growing too powerful
Apsalar
1 year ago
Sure this might only be worth 0.1 cents, but what if Maybe thinks it’s worth 3 cents and buys it up in the hopes that Tenadome will bid it up to 6 cents?
Apsalar
1 year ago
i am aware that conservatives are fearmongering about the Biden admin banning the sale of Zyn pouches. My question is whether anyone in the admin has said they're actually considering going that far instead of just looking into/regulating it.
Stacer
1 year ago
I have seen a few videos saying the Biden admin is talking about banning zyn products
Apsalar
1 year ago
Yeah I agree that it would be stupid and wouldn’t dispute it myself. Just didn’t want anyone to lose a bond because they didn’t realize the possibility.
KanyeTruther
1 year ago
ur right, will ask them to post a clarification allowing us to close it because thats stupid
Apsalar
1 year ago
Warning to potential proposers: I might be reading the rules wrong, but I think the only count that matters if the one that occurs at close. So even if he tweets “bitcoin” I don’t think would be safe to propose 0 reolve to NO because the tweet could get deleted.
Apsalar
1 year ago
Has anyone even suggested that an outright ban is on the table?
Apsalar
1 year ago
Selling a small percent of my Djokovic shares for 9 cents right before a match point for Sinner was actually completely reasonable.
fhantombets
1 year ago
You say this after bonding Sinner at 91, pretty stupid
Apsalar
1 year ago
The Swedish goat may have been destroyed, but the Serbian goat will survive!
Apsalar
1 year ago
Keeping our markets efficient ain’t much but it’s honest work
🤺JustPunched
1 year ago
Things are tough for MND, scalping pennies.
Apsalar
1 year ago
a good arbitrage opportunity https://polymarket.com/event/will-donald-trump-be-president-of-the-usa-on
Apsalar
1 year ago
IGNORE THIS! DO NOT CONVERT YOUR SHARES!
KAM
1 year ago
PSA: convert any of your NO shares BEFORE they add an “other” option
Apsalar
1 year ago
So? Adding her wouldn’t hurt. If they’re not going to add an other then they should at least add as many options as possible
P0lyhedr0n-
1 year ago
She said she is not interested.
Apsalar
1 year ago
LOCK HIM UP!
Apsalar
1 year ago
PSA: do not convert any of your NO shares until they add an “other” option
Apsalar
1 year ago
even the times of india only says: "TV reports on Thursday claimed that Pakistan has hit back" that is far from definitive enough to resolve. let's wait for reuters/ap.
Apsalar
1 year ago
So far the times of india seems to be the only big place reporting this happened. this probably will end up being yes, but the bar of "officially acknowledged by the Pakistani federal government or a consensus of credible reporting" hasn't been met yet imo.
Apsalar
1 year ago
So far the times of india seems to be the only big place reporting this happened. this probably will end up being yes, but the bar of "officially acknowledged by the Pakistani federal government or a consensus of credible reporting" hasn't been met yet imo.
Apsalar
1 year ago
At least add an “other” for these jesus
Apsalar
1 year ago
one of these days i will learn that nothing ever happens. but today is not that day.